ON MY REVIEWS:
Most of the films I review, I rent. I do not have enough money to consistently go to the theater. This gives me a chance to watch older movies, independent, and foreign films. I rarely review a film on the first viewing. I use the 4-star system (standard with no-stars as the absolute worst). I will not give a 4-star rating to a movie I have watched only once. I enjoy all types of cinema: foreign, drama, film noir, comedy, adventure, martial art, and science-fiction. My reviews are my opinions only.
On my 4-star rating:
| RATING | EXPLANATION | EXAMPLE |
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**** | The highest rating I can give to a movie. These movies I consider the best of the best, that year anyway. | Casablanca, Hoop Dreams |
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***½ | A very good movie. A few faults keep it from being a 4-star movie. | Arsenic & Old Lace, Hardboiled |
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*** | A good movie. I still recommend people to see it the theater. | Batman Returns, Major Payne |
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**½ | Has its moments and is almost recommendable. It is better to see this movie at home than pay outrageous cinema fee. | High Anxiety, Pocahontas |
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** | Mediocre movie. Has some good qualities. There are many other films you can rent that would be better. | Hard Target, Ishtar |
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*½ | A bad movie. One or two qualites keep it from getting the finger (middle). | French Kiss, Highlander III |
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* | This movie sucks. It is dross. Only movies that are the abyss of depravity will get lower than one star (multiple middle fingers). | Barbarians, Cyborg |
½ or none | You have wasted your life watching this movie | Police Academy (any), Friday the 13th (any) |
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