LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

resistance is futile
SCOTTY SIR
I can't find my bottle of scotch Captain!


STAR TREK INFORMATION


[ FERENGI RULES OF ACQUISITION ]
[ODE TO SPOT ]


STAR TREK EPISODE GUIDES
THE ORIGINAL STAR TREKTHE NEXT GENERATION
DEEP SPACE NINE VOYAGER

STAR TREK RELATED WEB PAGES


[ KIRK SINGS?! ]
[ KLINGON LANGUAGE INSTITUTE ]
[ STAR TREK TNG CARD GAME ]
[ STAR TREK QUIZ OF THE DAY (NOT MINE)]

STAR TREK TRIVIA (MINE)


[THE ULTIMATE STAR TREK QUIZ (No Pictures, 50 questions) ]
[STAR TREK QUIZ II (in Java with 10 questions) ]

Ode to Spot

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skill and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communication
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilections
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents,
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotions.

Oh Spot, the complex level of behavior you display
Connotes a fairly well-developed cognitive array;
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.


Shawn McKenna
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