Nothing personal against people from Alabama
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
was enough (they could not afford a larger double-wide). So,
the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and
told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any
more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold
the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the
doctor,"I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting
a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
So the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia
physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor
instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it,
put it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to 10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count. "1,2,3,4,5....", at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting on his other hand.