Comfortably Numb Roster Statistical Information Sheet

Name: Greg Chaba
Primary position: Catcher (..and something about a dog...)
Throws: Right
Bats: Right
First Year with Numb: 1992
Continually?: Yes / No / On and off / Twice / Once
Age in Dog Years (multiply by 7): 273
Knee brace: No / Yes - L / R  Both
Surgeries (Describe if not too gory): Testicles moved back to get a longer stroke
More Than One Surgery In Same --
(check all - knee/ankle/foot/shoulder/eye/testicle/other) Yes / No
Current status: Mobile / Ambulatory / Wounded / Lame
Disability?: Women describe me as anal retentive

Base Path Speed: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Slow as Molasses / Dead Slow / Hanna Slow
Base Running Decision Making: Cunning / Capable / Adequate / Inept / Dilbert
Reaction Time: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Zombie-Like
Baseball Sense: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Space Cadet
Worn Penalty Shirt?: No / Yes (number of times) [ ] ( reason{s}) 

Coaches Comment:     

Martial Status: This catch would make the highlight reel
Dating Availability: Desparate
(If married, work phone #): 
Currently Employed?  Yes / No
How Long With Current Company?: 8 Years
Will Company Fold In The Next 6 Months?  Yes / No
     
Hobbies You Can Talk About: Cooking, Backpacking, Fishing, gardening (......)
Hobbies You Can't Talk About:  Watching Satelight TV, Cleaning the House, sports betting
Favorite Movie: Not found it, I keep watching them
Cried When Old Yeller Died?  Still can't talk about it
Favorite Book:(If no book, favorite comic): Bon Appetit 30 min. main course
Seen Disney's Alladin?  Yes / No
Saw "SEX" in the mist in Alladin? Missed it, should have been wearing the beer gogg(les)     

Favorite Web Page: Hobbies you can't talk about
Favorite Post Game Bar/Restaurant: The Embers
Favorite Beer: Cold
Favorite Brand of Ouzo: Any that comes asthetically packaged

Advice You'd Give to Someone Just Joining Numb: Y?
Favorite Quote: " I think I am in like! "