Yes, its true!! Connie, the Madonna of Numb, has decided to speak to us. So listen to her words...
Gentlemen and Ladies,
I must tell you I "caught wind of Numb" and decided I must study this
document to determine whether it can officially be certified by the Madonna
of Numb.I do not approve of your "MASCOTS" page. I am concerned that if you stare
at them too long before a game, your batting average will drop. If you are
to keep them on your site, you must call them "SIRENS" so that you will
not forget my warning and go blind. I'm especially concerned about Ed in
this regard.If I decide to certify and approve your site, I will send minstrals, or in your case, Numbstrals, and a party shall be had.I am sure you realize that if I receive many presents, I may look more favorably on this review.Truly yours ( from a safe distance ),
Connie, The Madonna of Numb