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2009 Numb Christmas



December 5th, 4pm (yes, you heard that right)

A little earlier, because some of you can't see in the fog,
A little earlier, because some of you can't see in a fog.
A little earlier, because some have far to come.
A little earlier, because Ed has a long drive to "El Rancho Gato Leako" in Vacaters (Wintville?).
A little earlier, because of the hope for a white, backlit dress.
A little earlier, because your wife might let you go.
A little earlier. Just because.

"Because it is tradition" (To Connie!).
"Because we went 22-2 over the 2009 seasons (To Numb!)"
"Because there is always really good wine" (To Ed!)
"Because you don't want to get into trouble at your office party" (To Art!)
"Because you never know what people will wear" (To Jeff!)
"Because Redding can make you crazy" (To Troytus!)
"Because the wayward boys often come home" (To Ron!, To Chaba!)
"Because once you are part of the power grid, you can see how electric this is" (To Dave!)

Lemme know.

JT

Past Events

RON (JUNIOR) MENDOSA IS GETTING MARRIED!!


Yes, September 10th, down south, Junior will tie the know with the lovely Pam! A Numb road trip lead by JT and Coach Eddie will ensure the traditional Numb toast, To Connie!! will confuse most of the wedding guests and give the Numb seal of approval to the wedding. Gifts can be left with JT at the upcoming game...

2004 Numb Christmas


NUMB’S 24TH ANNIVERSARY CHRISTMAS PARTY!!


Thats right! Its time for Numb Christmas....

I'm dreaming of a Numb Christmas,
Just like the ones I used to know,
Before Ed was married,
and Steve turned scary,
and Tim had no place to go.

I'm dreaming of a Numb Christmas,
with every season I recall,
Thoughts of softball linger,
in every finger,
that dropped a lazy pop-up ball....

I'm dreaming of a Numb Christmas,
watching TV upon my bum.
If you don't practice batting, you are dumb....
and then all of your Christmas's will be Numb.
- - - - - - - -
I'm dreaming of a Numb Christmas,
with every Motrin that I take,
Aspirin helps the Ticker,
But liquor is quicker,
To help alleviate the ache...

I'm dreaming of a Numb Christmas,
Hoping we'll make another year.
If we don't get young legs that show no fear,
then the sound of new prosthetics
is all you'll hear.

I'm dreaming of a Numb Christmas,
Bridging the gap from year to year.
If we find we can get Joe to appear,
then home plate is the safest to be near.

RSVP: (...not that anyone ever does, and it won't change anything if you do, but it seems appropriate, and directs the liquor purchases...) 530-753-0141 or email

Fine Print: -You are welcome to bring your "significant" (the person that tolerates your playing for Numb)
-Numb Elders ( ...And you know who you are, and if you think you are, you probably are...but if uncertain, check the Numbmandments for any questions you have; BUT if you must check the Numbmandments to see if you are, then it is pretty likely that you aren't, so just come...) bring dessert or booze.

4th of July Tournament


THINGS I KNOW! NUMB TOURNEY FOURTH OF JULY 2004

The Tournement is actully on the 4th of July, one day. Now some of you may scoff and shake your heads slowly while saying 'Is this really news?', but it is, as in the past, we have played on days other than the 4th.

'Junior' Mendoza is making his return to Numb for the Tourney!!

See Past Events for links to previous Numb frivolity...