JT, in his somewhat infinite wisdom, has decided that the Numb Party Game be available on the web. Well, here it is in all its so called glory. The more web astute will recognize this as a blatant rip-off of Chris White's Top 5 list. So enjoy, if you can. The idea of the game is to guess the movie title from the translations below. Answers to follow. Tell us how well you did (but then you would be admitting you wasted time on this little diversion, wouldn't you?) be honest!!

Chinese Translations of English Movie Titles

1. "I Will Marry a Prostitute to Save Money"
2. "Who Is Face Belonging To? I Kill You Again, Harder!"
3. "I'm Drunk And You're a Prostitute"
4. "So, You Are a Lawyer?"
5. "Ungrateful Adulteress! I Chop Off Your Finger!"
6. "Help! My Pretend Boyfriend Is Gay!"
7. "Big Dumb Monkey-Man Keeps Whacking Tree With Genitals"
8. "Great Buddha! I Can Smell You From Afar! Take a Bath, Will You?!"
9. "I Am That Guy From Seinfeld So It's Acceptable for Straight People to Enjoy This Gay Movie"
10. "The Happy Dumpling-to-be Who Talks And Solves Agricultural Problems"
11. "Run! Ruuunnnn! Cloudzillaaaaa!"
12. "Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield"
13. "Delicate Orbs of Womanhood Bigger Than Your Head Can Hurt You"
14. "Come to My Cave and Wear This Rubber Codpiece, Cute Boy"
15. "Oh No! My Girlfriend Has a Penis!"

Here come the answers....

Answers

1. Pretty Woman
2. Face Off
3. Leaving Las Vegas
4. Interview With The Vampire
5. The Piano
6. My Best Friend's Wedding
7. George of the Jungle
8. Scent of a Woman
9. Love, Valour, Compassion!
10. Babe
11. Twister
12. Field of Dreams
13. Barb Wire
14. Batman & Robin
15. The Crying Game

Feel better now? Keep your cups on and your knee braces tight!