Comfortably Numb Roster Statistical Information Sheet

Name: Ron "Junior" Mendosa
Primary position: Left-center
Throws: Left
Bats: Left
First Year with Numb: 1994
Continually?: Yes / No / On and off / Twice / Once
Age in Dog Years (multiply by 7): 182
Knee brace: No  (but pads all over the damn place)
Surgeries (Describe if not too gory):  Not Yet, baby
More Than One Surgery In Same --
(check all - knee/ankle/foot/shoulder/eye/testicle/other) Yes / No
Current status: Mobile / Ambulatory / Wounded / Lame
Disability?: 

Base Path Speed: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Slow as Molasses / 
Base Running Decision Making: Cunning / Capable / Adequate / Inept 
Reaction Time: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Zombie-Like
Baseball Sense: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Space Cadet
Worn Penalty Shirt?: No / Yes (number of times) [1] Played for different team on same league night.  
Warned against it, but did it anyway....AND GOT CAUGHT by the league.
Suspended for 2 games.     

Coaches Comment:     

Martial Status: Single
Dating Availability: None
(If married, work phone #): 
Currently Employed?  Yes / No
How Long With Current Company?: 1 year
Will Company Fold In The Next 6 Months?  My embezzling shouldn't affect the company so much
     
Hobbies You Can Talk About: Collect star wars memoribilia and comic books      
Hobbies You Can't Talk About: Frequent titty bars, collect nudie magazines
Favorite Movie: Star Wars
Cried When Old Yeller Died?  Of course I did and when Mr. Spock bought the farm too
Favorite Book:(If no book, favorite comic): The Anarchist Cookbook
Seen Disney's Alladin?  Yes, well, kind of
Saw "SEX" in the mist in Alladin? Was having sex during Alladin

Favorite Web Page: www.spice.com     
Favorite Post Game Bar/Restaurant: Cantina Del Cabo
Favorite Beer: Guiness
Favorite Brand of Ouzo: Any, just give me a damn shot

Advice You'd Give to Someone Just Joining Numb:  Avoid the beer frame at all costs
Favorite Quote:  "Don't do anything I wouldn't do, and if you do, name it after me "