Ed 'The Bulge' Uhlir Coach Eddie, Manager, Founder, AKA "Honey"
Mike 'Big Dog' Silva, AKA "The Machine", Numbmaster
Jay 'Pirate' Tyburczy AKA JT (Party Planner)
Steve 'Old Fart' Hanna AKA, Hannman, The Ancient One, Silver Back, Wheels, Wooden Shins, Dead Man Fielding
"Secret Senator", AKA Hac Man (RETIRED)
Stan 'Staniel' Dote (RETIRED, er, ACTIVE, wait, RETIRED)
Greg Chaba 'the Hutt'
Mark 'Slim' Hinman, (MOVED AWAY) AKA Big Bird
Mark 'Slow Hand' Cowin (MIA)
Mark 'the Quiv' Hirzy (RETIRED, er, ACTIVE, crud, RETIRED, emergency duty only)
Kip 'the Ripper' Byars (MOVED AWAY), AKA The General
Mike 'Hitman' Ritchie (MOVED AWAY), AKA "The Webmaster"
Troy 'Cannon' Martin, (BOOTED) AKA Alpha Male I, "Troy-Toy"
Frank 'Baby Barkley' Quitugua, (RETURNED!, er GONE AGAIN) AKA The Black Hole
Tim 'the Tim Factor' Townsend, AKA The Timinator, The Bionic Man (RETIRED)
Ron 'Junior' Mendoza, (MOVED AWAY) AKA Alpha Male II, Chops
Mike 'the Franchise' Watari, AKA The Hose (RETIRED to play golf!)
Dave 'New Guy Dave' Redford (RETIRED to play golf!)
Colin 'Mr. Clean' Kark
Joe 'the Kid' Harris (WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN)
Craig 'Rootbeer' Haley
Brad Haley 'the Younger'
Jeff 'Mr. Williams' Williams
Alan 'Hoover' Titche
Stan 'da Man' Robinson
Dale 'Mr. Millie' Roweberry