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WARNING: This warning is a general warning under the meaning of the Word Warning and shall heresoforth so construed heretoforth and hereagain and herehere and a lot of other bloody silly words with here in them which nobody here on the planet uses except lawyers under the meaning of the California Legal Warning and Meaning of the Word Warning Act. The Users of the word "warning" (herefrominafter called the Users) warn all people hereinunder warned by this warning (hereinafter referred to as the Warnees) that this warning applies and shall apply to all people warned by this warning throughout the Universe for all time and in all media and henceforth and forever without limit or warrant, let or hindrance or any other bloody silly words used by lawyers to cover their asses in cases where their clients are rich enough to get off. You have been warned.

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