Comfortably Numb Roster Statistical Information Sheet

Name: Michael Silva
Primary position: Left Field, Infield
Throws: Right
Bats: Right
First Year with Numb: 1980 (co-founder)
Continually?: Yes / No / On and off / Twice / Once
Age in Dog Years (multiply by 7):336 
Knee brace: No / Yes - L / R  Both no metal ones, though!

Surgeries (Describe if not too gory): Testicle repair
More Than One Surgery In Same --
(check all - knee/ankle/foot/shoulder/eye/testicle/other) Yes / No
Current status: Varies, Wounded to Amblatory
Disability?: Knees, Shoulder, Broken Finger, Back 

Base Path Speed: Compared to Numbsters, Slow, compared to rest of world, Very Slow
Base Running Decision Making: Cunning / Capable / Adequate / Inept
Reaction Time: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Zombie-Like
Baseball Sense: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Space Cadet
Worn Penalty Shirt?: No / Yes (number of times) [ ] ( reason{s}) 

Coaches Comment:     

Martial Status: Married
Dating Availability: No
(If married, work phone #): 
Currently Employed?  Yes / No
How Long With Current Company?: 22 Years
Will Company Fold In The Next 6 Months?  Yes / No
     
Hobbies You Can Talk About: Computers, reading, karate, gardening, household chores
Hobbies You Can't Talk About: Watching WWF wrestling, visiting dirty web sites
Favorite Movie: Spaceballs
Cried When Old Yeller Died?  Probably
Favorite Book:(If no book, favorite comic): Dune
Seen Disney's Alladin?  Yes / No
Saw "SEX" in the mist in Alladin? Saw the news report....inconclusive.

Favorite Web Page: CEA (Center for the Easily Amused) www.amused.com AND Numb Universe
Favorite Post Game Bar/Restaurant: Symposium (food) Cantina del Cabo (ambiance)
Favorite Beer: Pete's Honey Wheat
Favorite Brand of Ouzo: Stuff Lichliter brought from Greece

Advice You'd Give to Someone Just Joining Numb: Sit back, relax, and enjoy
Favorite Quote: "Baaaaaaack"