Comfortably Numb Roster Statistical Information Sheet

Name: Tim Townsend
Primary position: OF (oof)
Throws: Left
Bats: Left
First Year with Numb: 1989
Continually?: Yes (note: he spent a season in TEXAS, so we thought that was punishment enough)
Age in Dog Years (multiply by 7): 245
Knee brace: No / Yes - L / R  Both
Surgeries (Describe if not too gory): @ shoulder, Forehead, knee, appendix, foot
More Than One Surgery In Same --
(check all - knee/ankle/foot/shoulder/eye/testicle/other) Yes / No
Current status: Mobile / Ambulatory / Wounded / Lame
Disability?: Short term memory

Base Path Speed: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Slow as Molasses /
Base Running Decision Making: Cunning / Capable / Adequate / Inept / Dilbert
Reaction Time: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak 
Baseball Sense: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Space Cadet
Worn Penalty Shirt?: No / Yes (number of times) [1] (Can't remember why) 

Coaches Comment:     

Martial Status: Married
Dating Availability: No
(If married, work phone #): 
Currently Employed?  Yes / No
How Long With Current Company?: 7 years
Will Company Fold In The Next 6 Months?  Yes / No
     
Hobbies You Can Talk About: Beer, bikes, breatsageses
Hobbies You Can't Talk About: How do ya get those nudies on the net?
Favorite Movie: Blues Brothers
Cried When Old Yeller Died? No
Favorite Book:(If no book, favorite comic): Fabulous Funny Freak Brothers
Seen Disney's Alladin?  Yes / No
Saw "SEX" in the mist in Alladin? Wasn't it XES?

Favorite Web Page: Charlotte's
Favorite Post Game Bar/Restaurant: The Graduate, hands down
Favorite Beer: LaBatt's
Favorite Brand of Ouzo: Pirate

Advice You'd Give to Someone Just Joining Numb: Be like me
Favorite Quote: "Don't let your meat loaf"