Comfortably Numb Roster Statistical Information Sheet

Name: Jason Alexander Tyburczy 
Primary position: Pitcher, End and Guard
Throws: Right
Bats: Right
First Year with Numb: 1984
Continually?: Yes / No / On and off / Twice / Once
Age in Dog Years (multiply by 7): 336
Knee brace: No / Yes - L / R  Both
Surgeries (Describe if not too gory): Eye, knee
More Than One Surgery In Same --
(check all - knee/ankle/foot/shoulder/eye/testicle/other): Yes / No
Current status: Mobile / Ambulatory / Wounded / Lame
Disability?: Fielding

Base Path Speed: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Slow as Molasses / 
Base Running Decision Making: Cunning / Capable / Adequate / Inept / Reaction Time: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Zombie-Like
Baseball Sense: Excellent / Very Good / Good / Fair / Weak / Space Cadet
Worn Penalty Shirt?: No / Yes (number of times) [ ] ( reason{s})     

Coaches Comment:     

Martial Status: Married
Dating Availability: Not Available
(If married, work phone #):  
Currently Employed?  Yes / No 
How Long With Current Company?: 14 years
Will Company Fold In The Next 6 Months?  Yes / No 
     
Hobbies You Can Talk About: Handball (the game), mountain biking, City Planning
Hobbies You Can't Talk About: Crazed Militia man, stockpiling nuclear weapons
Favorite Movie: Blazing Saddles, er, A League of Their Own
Cried When Old Yeller Died? Yes
Favorite Book:(If no book, favorite comic): Can't read
Seen Disney's Alladin?  Yes / No        
Saw "SEX" in the mist in Alladin? uh, sure

Favorite Web Page: www.sen.ca.gov
Favorite Post Game Bar/Restaurant: Symposium
Favorite Beer: Warsteiner
Favorite Brand of Ouzo: Mextaca

Advice You'd Give to Someone Just Joining Numb: The first five years are the easiest
Favorite Quote: "You didn’t get any walks in the 4th of July tourney" Secret Senator