1. She'll Learn
2. I Wanna Be Your Taxi Driver
3. First Choice
4. Dead End
5. Missing Link
6. Poor Boy
7. Parachute
8. I Cried (Not)
9. What Should I Do? (Your Boyfriend Wants
To Kick My Ass)
10. Enemy
She'll Learn (in memory of Jenny Baumann)
I've got a band, it's o.k. I've got a girl,
she steps on me she always tells me, "everything alright" she tells me
I stand tall, I have all of the might In my mind, I can see her face turn,
when she's with all of her friends she sets her trust on fire to burn,
now she's taking a lesson, she will learn I've got some friends, the're
o.k. I've got a girl, i think she wants on me she always tells my
friends everythings alright she tells her friends she wants me to F.O.D.
i wanna know, why won't she do this to me? i want her to learn, i
want her to get rid of me.
I Wanna Be Your Taxi Driver (in memory of Jenny
Baumann)
Hello, you know my name, I'll be your taxi driver
today I'll take you anywhere you want to go and there will be no toll what
time do you get out of school? where you want is where I'll be I'll meet
you by the 21 doors, i'll be there at 3 can I pick you up from school?
Ive got to talk to you I wanna give you a ride, so I can be by your side,
and I can take you home If you want to leave, that's ok with me, but if
you want to stay you're always welcome aboard, for you alot of fuel I've
stored I wanna be your taxi cab driver today my car, it's not a Lincoln,
it's not a cadillac but it drives down the road, and the seats go back
there is no stick-shift in the way, and I'll always let the radio play
so come on, walk strait, into my cab, there is nothing to push you away.
First Choice (in memory of Kim)
I met you just the other day, from you i stood
far away I didn't know what to say to you, nor I couldn't figure out what
to do I was friends with a friend of yours, I was dying to be yours I just
thought that I should say "goodbye" cuz I know I could never call you mine
I was dying to be your first choice while i watched you hang around the
other boys when will the day come that we can fly away I said we'll leave
this stupid world today You told me how you loved my voice, I was thinkin,
baby you are my first choice could i be good enough for you, or would all
your friends call you a fool then one day i sat down to play, i thought
of all the words i wanted to say I'll do anything for you, please tell
me today, dream come true.
Dead End
I once hit a dead end, between me and all of my
friends I really don't know what happened but I sure would like to know
I guess things just weren't going right, not keeping with the flow beyond
my comprehension, the hell if i know round and round i go, where it stops,
I wish I knew My life is fading so fast, and my car is running out of gas
where did all the time go, i just don't know yes you ought to tell me why
I am at a dead end You told me how easy it's been, just to play me like
a fool all my friends are leaving me, now you tell me you are too?
I've just been so rejected, now i am feeling so neglected I'll just walk
the streets tonight, try to find another paradise.
Missing Link (in memory of Jenny Baumann)
I'm working from 9 until 5, I'm working just to
stay alive I don't know what's wrong with me I have no clue what you are
about to do, I have this thing and it's for you and driving me insane Last
night I talked to you for a while, i was intrigued about your style you
hammered me away I can't speak clearly I can't think, I thought I was the
missing link, that would put together the chain I thought I was your missing
link but now I know I was so wrong I thought I was your missing link I'm
working from 5 until 1, I'm working just to supply my lungs with all the
smoke they need I have no clue when I am going to die, I hope it's when
I'm really high so I can jump the plane this plane will take me to your
heart someday so then I can be with you In my own little way but please
tell me, some day that I can be with you, or kill the missing link.
Poor Boy
I saw you standing alone, so I said "Hi" with a
groan you told me to fuck off, so I just sat there and moaned I tried to
show you I cared, but you just sat there and stared you showed me the finger,
now I am scared of you what can you do when you have no shoes, what can
you say, when you have no name what can you be, when you are just like
me I am a poor boy to you, and I don't know what to do I am a poor boy
to you, can you tell me what to do I am a poor boy to you, so can you tell
me what to do to prove my affection without a rejection, I wish I could
get closer to you I have no mouse, have no rat, I just live in a frat,
the ceiling is leaking, hell I am now thinking, I wish I could just be
with you once for a weekend.
Parachute
I am sick of this stupid world telling me what
to do I wish I could have some time when I am all alone I know you don't
want to hear me sing this stupid song but if you listen to my bullshit,
you will learn something is wrong I'm tired of walking down the line with
the wrong pair of shoes It's just like you jump without a parachute, you
have nothing to lose oh no I am sick of standing in front of you, sweating
off my balls I wish we could be so good, like nofx or all I know you don't
want to hear me playing my guitar the only reason I know how to play is
cuz i'm a fucker named Lars.
I Cried (Not)
What Should I Do? (Your Boyfriend Wants To Kick
My Ass)
I wish I could know, what's cooking in his brain
I wish I could figure out what makes him go insane I wish I knew, what
I (supposedly) did to you I wish I could be that someone he wants me to
be even though it's been a long time since I talked to you He just thinks
on beating me, even though I have been true and just because I was your
first, he is your last he doesn't have to be a big pain in the ass What
should I do your boyfriend wants to kick my ass should I be afraid or not?
I have been up all night, and trying to figure out why your boyfriend wants
to kick my ass I wish he would understand the way I feel about you, then
he'll realize, there is nothing he has to do I wish he would have listened
to what I had to say that's why I wrote this song today (Nov 97) and even
though it's been a long time since I played with you He just thinks the
Louisville slugger will end our feud and just because I wanted to repo
my coat (that I left at your house) he doesn't have to be the big bad wolf.
Enemy
I've got an enemy, he lives right down the street
last night he egged my house, and toilet papered my trees this guy sucks
at life, but he's good at pissing me off I can never think of a way to
tell him "that's enough" there are a lot of enemies in this world there
is an enemy for everyone If you don't believe me, you'll know it's true
when an enemy might pretend, before you know, he's (she's) not your friend
you'll find out in the end I've got an enemy who works with me everyday
he likes to talk a lot, he thinks he knows everything he only shows respect
when he is outta cigarettes that way he can get them off of me.