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Waste Of Day
(This is a song about being bored and wasting your whole day because you were too lazy to get up and do something)
Today I didn't do nothing Don't go outside or do anything productive I can't believe how lazy I am I might start to smell but I don't give a damn Daydream, well I do that all day Sideshow freaks dance in my head I pretend I'm the elephant man "I'm not an animal" but what I am is LAZY! I didn't do anything today it was a WASTE OF DAY!!! Did i go to school? No way! it was a WASTE OF DAY!!! My mom and dad think I'm lazy My dog won't even play with me I'll change- at least thats what i'll say it was a WASTE OF DAY!!! Chorus: So many things that I could have done But when I think about it they seem no fun So many things that I could be But I still won't shut off the TV It's 10pm I've wasted my day And I'm to bored to go to sleep I hope tomorrow won't be the same But I know it will cause I know that I am LAZY!!! (Chorus) Break: 24 hours down the drain It is turning me insane Now I'm bored got nothing to say Because its just a waste of day (Chorus)

Friday Night Scallywags
(This song is about skinheads. Not boneheads. Its our Oi! song.)
Head shaved close and boots tied tight Goes to the pubs and gets in fights Always at the streets at night Better watch out because he BITES!!! He's a scallywag and he bites (3x) He's a scallywag... But thats alright!!! Chorus: Lonsdale shirts with black braces Steel toed boots with white laces You can see the pride in their faces Its the music and style that he embraces (Chorus)

Circus Peanuts Are So Good I Put Them In My Mouth
(Circus Peanuts are those small marshmellow peanut things. We like them. I said this one day when we were eating them and Beef and Sam were laughing for what seemed like minutes. We could probably play this song 20 times in a minute.)
Circus Peanuts Are So Good I Put Them In My Mouth Verse:

Mr. TV
(This song is about how its easy to blame all of societies probelms on music and TV and how people think that censorship will solve them. The verse is sarcastic and not to be taken literally.)
Mommy Where's Mommy? someone shot her in the head and Daddy where's daddy? I think he is also dead i'm so easily influenced by all the things i see and its not a wonder because the killers me And this is what we think? Blame TV on our problems at this rate we won't solve them Is this what we think Music is easy to blame but i think thats insane Censor me PMRC I'm the root of all the problems in society Censor me PMRC Label me offensive on your committ

Scapegoats
(This song is about how no one takes responsibility for their actions and it pisses us off.)
It's not your fault Thats what you say your not capable of wrong anyway so just blame it on someone because it's not you as long as you get your way and never lose Chorus: I hate the way...That you... you always blame me Why don't you just... take... Responsiblity

Dead By Dawn
(This song is about the film, Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn. Watch the damn movie.)
Deep in the dark woods there's the book of the dead don't unleash the spirits they will get into your head the next thing you know your girlfriends possessed Now you got to kill her GET SOME!!! EVIL DEAD!!! Your Dead by Dawn EVIL DEAD!!! Now your mind is gone SHOULDN'T HAVE READ!!! The Necronomicon EVIL DEAD!!! Your Dead by Dawn Your girl's decapitated head bit you in the hand so you chop it off because your a man Now you got a chainsaw strapped to your arm I'll chop you up Your going down There's blood blood blood comming out of the walls and Monsters Monsters Monsters in the halls Your gonna kill them cause you've got balls SWALLOW THIS!!!

The Anti-Anti's
(This is a song about people who are always mad, depressed, and stupid. These people are just mad at everyone for no good reason. Maybe there just tring to be cool but its not working. I don't like these people. I'm an anti-anti.)
You don't like you, You don't like me Your just a fool anyway Want to fight? You'll run away and come back angrier the next day The Anti-anti's (4x) AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Chorus: I don't need you to bring me down No one likes when your around Always mad and contradict I think you are just a prick {Chorus} Don't like me? Then go away! I don't care what you have to say! Never want to be like you! So lick the sh*t off my shoe! Break: {Chorus}

Get A Haircut
(This song has nothing to do with getting a haircut. Its about that feeling you get when you go to a good show. Joe thought we needed a positive song that didn't make fun of someone. Its a favorite of ours.)
Punks... not dead It grows every night Everytime there is a show the feeling is just right And we will shove it in your face so it will never die because punk is hear to stay it will never go away... away... AWAY!!!! Chorus: Never... gonna kill it theres nothing you can do and if you try to kill it its gonna kill you! And we will shove it in your face so it will never die because punk is hear to stay it will never go away... away... AWAY!!!! Chorus: Matt's Mumbling: I'll still go out every friday night Jump around in the pit, I might get in a fight I'm just a scallywag waiting for a bite and i'll still go out everyfriday night {Chorus}

Monsters
(First song ever written by us when we were tring to be Misfitsy. When we wrote this we called our selfs the "Freakshow Superhero Monster Band". Go figure.)
You say i'm a monster Well your a monster too You say I should conform But theres nothing you can do You feed off the scum In the world I feed off the flesh Of little girls Chorus: Were Monsters! Monsters! Monsters! But so are YOU!!! We'll tear your flesh Right off the bone We'll come out when You are all alone In the dark, not in the light Just looking for, a good fight (Chorus) They say I'm a myth They say I'm not real Is that true? is that the way you feel? Just you wait till I get loose You'll be tying your own noose!!! (Chorus)

Strider
(This is about not knowing what to do with your life and not caring but just wanting to have fun.)
A teenage national anthem. How am i going to spend the rest of my life when right now i have no direction inside its a question that plagues my brain I can't answer it, its driving me insane Don't want to work Don't want to go to school Don't want to be another tool Got to get out got to find a way There's no way i'm working 8 hours a day I'm content being discontent Don't know how I want to spend My life, I have no goals Just want to have fun getting old Not all who wander are lost Don't fit a square peg in a round hole Not all who wander are lost because some were made to break the mold.
 
 
 

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