Assorted Jelly Beans
 

1.  No Time
2.  Plain Life
3.  Braindead
4.  8th Grade Nerd
5.  In Our Eyes
6.  Don't Ask Me
7.  Punk Rock Jock
8.  Assorted Jelly Beans
9.  You'll Never Know
10.  Another Way
11.  Mr. Bill
12.  Newska One
13.  Doobage
 

No Time
this is what ya get when you don't use your brain.  the shit just gets worse and it makes you go insane.  just leave the itch alone and you'll be alright.  leave the itch alone and you'll make it through the night.  1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4.  na, na, no time to fight so whys it gotta be?  the machoness is there and everyone can see.  you single someone out and you start a fuckin' fight.  well let's just see how much ass you kick tonight.  go.  you're losing, you're losing.  you can't take anymore.  you're losing, you're losing.  he has you on the floor.  but now you're winning, you're winning.  the anger is now there.  you had him by the head and you pulled out all his hair.  yea break that shit down homie.  how long does it feel now that you stole the show?  kicked out by yourself and no where to go.  now you both are feeling tough so you go at it some more.  you punch him in the face.  4 and 4 is now the score.

Plain Life
staring in a daze, but i'm not looking at you.  i'm thinking of all the things that i'd rather do.  but not really thinking about what i want to be, cause 20 years from now is another lifetime to me.  do you think i care when you're laughing at me.  you might control the team but you can't control me.  not really understanding what it takes to be a man.  so i think i'll stay a kid while i can.  when will you realize this is your life.  that nothing stays the same.  when will you realize this is your life.  your life is fucking plain.

Braindead
braindead, so you think that you've had enough of this world.  can't find yourself, you can't even find a girl.  someone who will look nice standing next to you.  telling you bullshit that's nowhere near the truth yeah.  braindead.  you're used up like a puppet and there's nothing new for you.  braindead.  when are you gonna start doing what you want to do?  pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.  ha ha ha ha ha.  i'm braindead, you're braindead, he's braindead, they're braindead.  ha ha ha ha ha.  i'm feeling kinda braindead, don't tell me what to do cause it is nothing.  nothing new for you.  when are you gonna start doing what you want to do.  why don't you tell me what the fuck you're gonna do!  braindead.

8th Grade Nerd
you're just a little kid.  still sorry about what you did.  we knew you back when you got funny stares and you think you're cool cause you got pubic hairs.  daddy bought you your first truck.  you were so sure it would be your first fuck.  it's out by now, everyone's heard.  you were the biggest 8th grade nerd.  try to cover up but you didn't do it right and now your biggest worry is getting in a fight.  8th grade nerd.  ever since school you thought you were it.  deep in your head you know we're the shit.  daddy bought you your first truck.  you were so sure it would be your first fuck.  it's out by now, everyone's heard.  you were the biggest 8th grade nerd.  try to cover up but you didn't do it right and now your biggest worry is getting in a fight.  8th grade nerd.  8th grade nerd.

In Our Eyes
now it's time and i don't know if i like it, maybe so.  my eyes play tricks on me.  happiness is in my mind.  boy i'm feeling oh so fine.  feels like i'm in a dream.  sometimes it makes mean words.  don't matter much cause we're not quite in touch.  we sure do know what they mean.  it's never the same old thing.  feels like i'm in a dream.  looks like we meet again.  now it's time and i don't know if i like it, i think so.  happiness is in my mind.  boy we're feeling oh so fine.  feels like i'm in a dream.  everything is turning green.  my eyes play tricks on me.

Don't Ask Me
i don't know, don't know what to do.  so many ways to go and so many paths to choose.  this indecision, it clouds my vision.  perfect is what i thought of you.  where did my life go or did it ever start?  i don't know but you tore it apart.  time goes by and people try to change their lives.  but you, you hide behind your shitty pride.  pride.  yeah, yeah.

Punk Rock Jock
when i go to shows or go to play the same damn thing happens everyday.  you socked that guy cause you thought it was neat.  i laugh at you when i see you on the street.  ha!  individuality, it draws a blank in your head.  i'm not on the football team so you, you want me dead.  you're so damn ignorant you make me sick.  why don't you go suck your coaches dick?  punk rock jock, punk rock jock, i got socked by a punk rock jock.  punk rock jock, how can this be?  i thought punks knew how to read.  don't like the music, don't like the scene.  kickin' ass with the team.  look at that guy, he has blue hair.  he must be gay, let's give him a scare.  anarchy and touch downs don't mix here.  just give me another beer.

Assorted Jelly Beans
had an idea years ago.  asked my friends and they said yo!  so-called friends come and go.  ask us to conform and we'll say no!  thought about my life, thought about what it means.  the future looked like such a blur.  couldn't see past everyone's schemes.  some call us weird, others call us freaks.  it doesn't matter if we're cool or if we're geeks...  and that's because we're the assorted jelly beans.  we don't like people that are mean.  fuck you and you're narrow mind.  it's our turn and it's our time!  assorted jelly beans!  looking at a negative world.  looking with positive eyes.  stop the violence, stop the hate.  no more bastards, no more lies.  you say you're trying to change your life.  start by not stabbing me with that knife.  fuck the moral majority.  we'll be what we want to be.  don't try so hard to fit you're religion.  be yourself and let your life begin.

You'll Never Know
hey you, when will you wake up and realize that you, you got no reason for your lies?  you think you know just what to say, but it will catch up with you some day.  don't know just where i'm going.  what good is even knowing why i've tried too hard for too long?  everything i do just goes wrong.  you'll never know.  too late, too much.  you slipped way out of touch.  try to redo everything you thought you knew.  all this hate makes you so blind, but you will always be right in your mind.  why don't you stop to listen.  you might just see what you've been missing.

Another Way
i tried to be like you.  something that i couldn't do.  acted like life was a game.  deep down inside you know you're lame.  unlike you i meant what i say.  i live life another way.  another way, another way, i look for another way.  everyday is so damn lame.  another way, another way.  i looked for the answers in religion, but it was a joke.  tried to talk to God, but i started to choke.  so many things wrong with this world.  i think i'll just have a coke.  nothing can be the same.  i know things always change.  but i can be myself, which is better than anything else.

Time's Up Mr. Bill
it's been one year.  conservatives you fear.  you've done nothing.  i think you need a beer.  you had the master plan.  millions of stoner fans.  just don't inhale.  you told ross to go eat shit.  you told george your sick of it.  just don't inhale.  one day you're young and glad.  next day you're as old as dad.  what's up with that health care.  eased everyone's scare.  i still can't get over your hair.  what's up with that?  time's up mr. bill.  your crusty daughter gives me the chills.  she looks like she was incested.  your wife's got bigger balls than you.

Doobage
hanging around and waiting for another fix.  scrounging for some change so you can get your fix.  don't want to think about it.  i just want to be around it.  i just want to be high, because i know i'll never die.  my life revolves around buying an ounce or pound.  i just need another fix.  you can get anything you need at the mini mart. a slurpee or a gram of speed.  it's the cheapest place around.  at the mini mart.  its the best place for drugs in town.  we're the assorted jelly beans and we really like to play.  come and see us anytime, anyplace, or any day.
 
 

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