The Bad, The Worse, And The Out Of Print
 

1.  The Ballad Of Johnny X
2.  Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight? (The Misfits cover song)
3.  Quick Check Girl
4.  Kids In America
5.  P.M.R.C.
6.  Slave To Fashion
7.  Code Blue (T.S.O.L. cover song)
8.  Lamar Vannoy
9.  Punk Uprisings Theme
10.  Kick
11.  St. Jude's Day
12.  Pervert (Descendents cover song)
13.  Don't You (Forget About Me) (cover song)
14.  Spank
15.  Like A Fish In Water
16.  Born To Lose
17.  Dirt
18.  East Coast! Fuck You!
19.  I Started Drinking Again
20.  Instrumental Song
21.  Here We Go
22.  Neurotic
 

The Ballad Of Johnny X
Johnny says he's bound by only six stirngs to this world.  Johnny says he keeps them always one turn out of tune.  Johnny never listens to the kids that say.  Johnny X ain't never done the right thing anyway.  Johnny wears his leather like a crown of thorns.  Johnny spends alot of time wishing he was never born.  Johnny waits at journal square and tells himself again, "Johnny you're the patron saint of spitting in the wind."  Johnny's got all the scars but he'll never learn from them.  Johnny's past is his guide but he can't remember where he's been.  Johnny looks up through the steam of his caffine and says, "life's a train i barely caught just to find out i ain't got the fare."  i got my records of the king to keep me the red red wine in the air is drifting.  four chords and the spite to use them and just enough wisdom to ignore the truth.

Mommy, Can I Go Out And Kill Tonight?  (The Misfits cover song)
1, 2, 3, 4 singled out the kids who are mean to me get straight a's but they still make fun i don't give a, i'll laugh last stayed in every night do my homework so i'll be smart girls all say i'm a little fucked mommy i'm a good boy mommy i'm a fuckin' savior mommy i'm alive mommy, can i go out and kill tonight rip the veins from human necks until they're wet with life razor-blades love teenage flesh an epidermoty i'll bring back a souvenir for it's my mommy's dream can i go out and kill tonight, kill tonight killed a girl on lovers' lane i kept her toes and teeth every night i stalk around until i find my keep i'll bring back a souvenir for it's my mommy's dream can i go out and kill tonight, kill tonight killed a girl on lovers lane i kept her toes and teeth every night i stalk around until i find my keep, mommy i'll bring back a souvenir for it's my mommy's dream can i go out and kill tonight, kill tonight kill tonight, kill tonight, kill tonight, kill tonight kill tonight, kill tonight can i go out and kill tonight, kill tonight kill tonight, kill tonight, kill tonight, kill tonight kill tonight, kill tonight

Quick Check Girl
The first wedensday i saw her there smiling at me with here blue eyes and curly hair i couldn't wait till next week to make the stop see her at the quick check paper drop.  Every wedensday we'd count the papers we'd have a laugh at the people in their suits no one seemed to notice how she was different but i did and i knew. Another wedensday came and it seemed it was right so i wrote her a note that i hoped she would like dear Kiah would you like to go with me to the boardwalk what fun it will be we'll eat cotton candy and we'll get french fries with vinegar and get a plate of funnel cake then we'll go on the zipper look out on the ocean and puke it all up all the people will scream we can have a laugh what do you say? that's what it said in the note.  Another week went by and she never called another week came and she wished she had she just broke up with her fiance and things were kinda crazy with her i said i understood, another week went by and she never called but i thought about the way she looked at me and said to myself maybe... i pulled into the quick check at 6am to see the sun coming up when i walked in Kiah wasn't there. The manager said she quit she isn't here do you want me to help you count the papers?

Kids In America

P.M.R.C.
What's the matter with kids today There so much trouble let's take that noise away Or that's what Helms' would say when he sees the kids aren't acting the "right" way Helms looks at the music but that's not the problem If a kid can't handle a 2Live Crew song song It's because society's in the wrong Is the no solution They keep kids in a strong hold illusion "explicit lyric" to you maybe truth to me but it's the the enemy of the world around me An old man is cussin' and stompin' at the way we live and the way we try to do our best in our world nut he doesn't ask why Bullshit censorship mother fucker you tell me what not to say No fucking way they hear rap or metal they're in a panic if their kid doesn'r hear it he's still fucking manic Censorship won't make him or her any better A constricted kid will always be a fucking bed-wetter Bullshit

Slave To Fashion

Code Blue (T.S.O.L. cover song)
I never got along with the girls at my school Filling me up with all their morals and their rules They'd pile all their problems on my head I'd rather go out and fuck the dead Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead Middle of the night so silently I creep on over to the mortuary Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red Cause I can do what I want and they won't complain I wanna fuck I wanna fuck the dead And I donít even care how she died... But I like it better if she smells of formaldehyde!  Never on the rag or say leave me alone They donít scream and they don't moan Don't even cry if I shoot in their hair Lying on the table she smiles and she stares

Lamar Vannoy
He was only 16 and he knew he wasn't like anyone else Listening to his records in his room he knew something had to change somewhere or he would go insane but when some years slipped by and he still felt the same.  people and money came and went but the only thing that stayed the same were the feelings he felt when those records played he drinks till he falls down and his name is Lamar Vannoy he's looking for something and he's gonna find it Oi Oi Oi Oi and his name is Lamar Vannoy.  Me and Lamar in NYC on the avenue talking about nothing new with a bag of brew the New York wind will blow and he will wears his engineer boots motorcycle jacket black jeans nowhere to go nothing to do so much has gone wrong and so much is bad but sharing this music with Lamar there is so much we have he drink's and think's about a girl who lies and his name is Lamar Vannoy he'll wake up and go to work with a swollen brain.

Punk Uprisings Theme
it's not a milkshake, i'm telling you man it's not a lemon.  and it's not very pleasant or pleasing to your grandma!

Kicked
Kicked in the head and I'm falling on the floor I've got nothing so i'll dance some more Feeling allright it's good for now Feeling allright for now is good Kicked in the head I'm feeling like i've bled I've got nothing but i know what's said And that's good cuz now I know I'm not the only one now i know Kick in the head and i feel no pain I've got nothing and i feel insane This show took my last five That's o.k. cuz i feel alive Spine rattled sweat stinging my eyes and it's playing just right and i have no move Kicked in the head

St. Jude's Day

Pervert (Descendents cover song)
don't you think it's time i let you know don't you think i should before you go i'm not gonna let you get away cuz i want to fuck
you night and day i'm a pervert i like to go out on dates see a movie, communicate we'll go home and have some fun i'll tell
you, sure you're the only one then when i leave your house i smell of sex then i know i'm a pervert, because i like it then i
know i'm a pervert, becase i want it want it all of the time don't you wonder sometimes what i want don't you sometimes
think i just want your - cunt i'd hate to think that romance is just a pose but all i want to do is rip off your clothes i'm a
pervert i like to hold you in my arms you know i wouldn't do you harm i never take advantage, in my book that's a sin but
somehow i find myself caressing your skin then there's one word on my mind and that word is - fuck

Don't You (Forget About Me) (cover song)

Spank
I woke in the night Looking around there was no familiar sight Where could i be in some long gone place far away where life never drags In the heat of excitement that's where I am nervous nervous but lost Lost in the moment Leaving the grind behind It felt good to leave it behind One second of relief one second my heart leaped I was alive and ready to dive off of the diving board Ready for anything where am I now I don't care cause i'm gone Long gone from the grind of life In that one second i knew it was all in my mind My room was dark it was just the same no challenge there to meet No new life but that's o.k. the grind is mine to live today ...it felt good to leave it behind

Like A Fish In Water

Born To Lose
Born to lose i've lived my life in vain all my dreams have always caused me pain.  All my life i've always been so blue born to lose and now i'm losing you.  Born to lose it seems so hard to bear how i always long to have you near you were all the happiness i knew born to lose and now i'm losing you.  Born to lose i can't believe your gone it's so hard to face that empty dawn all my life i've always been so blue born to lose and now i'm losing you there's no use to dream of happiness all i see is only loneliness all my life i've always been so blue born to lose and now im losing you.

Dirt
I wanna be dirty cuz i don't about the clothes I wear I'll be dirty on the street to feel alive it makes me feel alive when i'm dirty i feel clean Clean in my head every inch of me is covered with everything said So give in to the dirty fingers So give in to the dirty streets So give in to the dirty people So give in to the filth So give in

East Coast!  Fuck You!
You may think we're weather martyr's but snow and ice makes us rock harder punkers should be pale and pasty the pizza here is fierce and tasty East Coast! Fuck You! we go out west and play some shows then we know it's time to go.  Pack the truck and head on back, New York's better and that's a fact.

I Started Drinking Again

Instrumental

Here We Go
We were riding north to chicago on route 65 we'd played the first show on a tour of 45 limey Shawn and Bryan rode in the truck 16 miles away me Shal Pete and Lamar thumbed down the ramp of exit 158 the smell of farm and diesel fuel it burned in the 3:00 sun 16 miles to the garage with a bottle of water and our thumbs.  Dead bottle caps buds and birds we passed on the way who's gonna pick up 4 punks in indiana on sunday here we go!  "the diagnosis wasn't good" is what Don the ford guy said.  Stuck in indiana for a week cuz the bus was dead.  24 hour white castle 25cent refills for a while we know what to do with no money riding down the jewel of the denial. Loaded with our sleeping bags we hitched a ride to town we ran into some punky kids bought some beers they showed us around under a bridge by the river we got drunk and sang clash songs we were saved just in time by the sonic iquana here we go!

Neurotic
Last night was bad my doubts were all I really had realizing I was alone and trying to think of someone to phone but no one came to mind there was nothing for me to say that just anyone would understand I was scared and afraid I was so alone we're neurotic we've had it!  surround myself with people but I'm always alone human props small talk keeps silence from imposing my own mind my worst enemy it will destroy me slowly more coffee more coffee more coffee I'm going numb we're neurotic we've had it it's hard for me to explain it's hard to explain it's hard to understand all the fear and phobia that lays inside and traps this man when I'm surrounded I wanna scream and kick down the walls destroy what hold me I wanna smash it all we're neurotic we've had it.
 
 
 

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