1. Two Sides
2. Tom Song
3. Dear Regret
4. T.M.S.T.L.O.M.S.
5. Darling
6. Don't Hold Back
7. Teacher Song
8. Oi Oi Song
9. Emotional Debut
10. My Girl
11. Stand Up For Me
12. Thanks
13. Crap
Two Sides
when you said it would work on me, it took my mind
to places i couldn't be. and now i spend some time trying to make
things work out but you lied to me. why did you lie to me?
could it have worked out anyway? you always kept me so far away.
don't change your ways. don't tell me that you'd like to stay with
me cause i don't like you anyway. please don't stay with him for
too long. i know you could do so much better. and after all
the times i thought about it, shout about it, scream about it, but not
known about it. you always end up back with him and i'll always feel
like i'm gonna cry on the inside. please don't stay the same as you
are i know you've got issues and i'm not going to deal with it. don't
come crawling back to me. i know you won't because you never listen
to me. and now i've found someone new. and she's so much better
because she's not like you. she doesn't try to lead me on like you've
done for so long. it really hurts. i'll never get over you
no matter how hard i try. i won't stop caring for you no matter how
much i cry. i try to forget about the past. but when i see
you it all comes back. we used to be so close but now you're so far
away. maybe i'll try again someday. i don't want to like you
anymore (like you anymore!). i don't want to care for you (care for
you!).
Tom Song
and if you ask him a question, he'll give you an
answer that he knows. you know he is a lop from his head to his toes.
he's got a 4.2 GPA, his girlfriend thinks he's gay. he is Tom Davis.
during the summer he only showers once a month. it's said he likes
guys in many different ways. he's got a big red truck that happens
to like other big red trucks. if you ask him what time it is, he'll
tell you it's dick o'clock. during english class he's always checking
out the teacher. it's said he likes the girl that sits behind him.
it's said he has no dick, but i'll tell you it's a lie. he got out
of his truck, down was his fly. he is Tom Davis, inventor of backdoor
friendships with a dick in his eye (he's got a dick in his eye).
Dear Regret
dear regret, i wanted you to stay, but you just
seemed to turn away. i'm not here for your reasons. dear regret.
and if it's not worth my time. i will just sit here on my own.
i'm used to being alone anyway. and if its not worth my time i will
just sit here on my own. i'm used to being alone anyway.
The Male Song That Likes Other Male Songs
and if it's too late this time then i don't want
to sit and wait for you. things left undone just don't work.
i sit and think about those things i could have should have done.
i feel so pathetic what should i do. i know you like it when i tell
you how i act and how i feel. she told me never to hold back.
i shouldn't sit and think about the things i could have should have done.
i'm still pathetic it will never change.
Darling
and now for me it's time to move on once again.
and leave behind the things i held so close to me. and you the one
most of all. i'll miss you everyday. i wish together there
was some way we could stay. why couldn't i have met you sooner like
this. tthere's so much about you that i already miss. sometimes
there's not enough time. this is the hardest thing that i've done
in a really long time. i don't want to say goodbye. when i
close my eyes in bed, i always see you in my head. but that's not
so bad i miss you. and maybe if i tried harder in school and didn't
act like such a fool. in the coming years i could be with you.
i don't want to say goodbye to you. you're the only one i think of.
it's too hard to say goodbye.
Don't Hold Back
i'm so sorry i didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable.
i know it's not my choice i just offer myself to you. you call me
and you cry. you say that you were wrong. but i have been here
all along. i don't know what it is that takes you away from me.
just counting on the fact that we're alike. don't hold back.
because i don't want to see you make a mistake. i know time, it makes
us older. time together makes us stronger. i don't want you
to fade away from me. i know it will happen. it's just me.
you consume my thoughts, consume my wants. you're everything i wanted
you to be.
Teacher Song
i hate my teacher i don't want to go to school
no more. so then i walked out the door. i hate my math and
my english classes. and then i walked out the door. i'm gonna
drop out of school and work at taco bell. so then i walked out of
the door. i hate my teacher i don't want to go to school no more.
so then i walked out of the door. and every time that you see me
you always give me a hard time. and the next time that you see me,
i will walk right out your door.
Oi Oi Song
it's time for dinner! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Barba Striesan! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! All i do is i sit around and get fat.
All i do is i eat food. All i do all day is eat my food and i just
sit around and get fat. Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Oi! whaaaa! whoaaaaa! whoaaaa! whoaaaaa!
whoaaaaa! whoaaaa! whoaaaaa! Whoaaaaaaaaaawhoaaaaaaaaaaawhoaaaa!
Oi!
Emotional Debut
seriousness has left me, just for you. i
never would have thought i would be here and gotten beyond my past.
i will never forget the time you got out of your house at four in the morning
to be with me. it's not unreasonable. i will make that promise
to you. i will make sure you know what's on my mind. i will
never get tired of staring at you, being with you, laying with you, and
kissing you. i'm sorry if i was unfair. i know it's me and
not you. so cut up your pictures but still think of me. the
emotions that i feel right now protect me from myself. i know i have
to work things out on my own.
My Girl (The Temptations Cover Song)
Stand Up For Me
stand up for me and what you believe is true.
don't let him tell you what to do. your on your own now so stand
up and fight. do what is right. and when you feel like the
world is crashing down on your shoulders, you can not bare the weight.
don't expect me to stick around. keep your head up and don't look
down. why do i feel betrayed. it seems like i was the only
one who stayed. i don't want you to fade away from me. if it's
up to me i won't let you fade away.