1. Carousel
2. M+M's
3. Fentoozler
4. Touchdown Boy
5. Strings
6. Peggy Sue
7. Sometimes
8. Does My Breath Smell?
9. Cacophony
10. T.V.
11. Toast & Bananas
12. Wasting Time
13. Romeo & Rebecca
14. Ben Wah Balls
15. Just About Done
16. Depends
CarouselƯ
I talk to you every now and then. I never
felt so alone again. I stop to think at a wishing well. My
thoughts send me on a carousel. Here I am standing on my own.
Not a motion from the telephone. I know not a reason why. Solitudes
a reason to die. Just you wait and see. As school life is a.
It is a woken dream. Aren't you feeling alone? I guess its
just another. I guess its just another. I guess its just another
night alone. Now as I walk down the street. I need a job just
to sleep in sheets. Buying food every once in a while. But
not enough to purchase a smile. A tank of gas is a treasure to me.
I know now that nothing is free. I talk to you every now and then.
I never felt so alone again. Just you wait and see. As school
life is a. It is a woken dream. Aren't you feeling alone?
I guess its just another. I guess its just another. I guess
its just another night alone.
M+M's
You and I should get away for awhile. I just
want to be alone with your smile. Buy some candy and cigarettes and
we'll get in my car. We'll blast the stereo and we'll drive to Madagascar.
Because when I'm with you there's nothing I wouldn't do. I just want
to be your only one. I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to
what I saw. That night on the floor when we were all alone.
My love life was getting so bland. There are only so many ways I
can make love with my hand. Sometimes it makes me want to laugh.
Sometimes I want to take my toaster in the bath. Because when I'm
with you there's nothing I wouldn't do. I just want to be your only
one. I'm grasping out at straws thinking back to what I saw.
That night on the floor when we were all alone. Who's gonna be the
odd man out? I don't want to be the odd man out. Is this going
to be the end. Or are you going to be my new girlfriend?
Fentoozler
At the risk of sounding rude just who the fuck
do you think you are to tell me what you expect of me today? Well,
you can take your attitude You're out of luck, you've gone way too far
If you think there's any chance I'm gonna stay. How long can I string
you along? How little of myself can I give and still make you believe
I care? At the risk of sounding trite Why the fuck do you think you're
right About every little thing that you say? And do you think that
it is right For Tom to spend another night Writing songs about all the
people he thinks are gay? How long can I string you along?
How little of myself can I give and still make you believe I care?
How long can I string you along How little of myself can I give and still
make you believe I care?
Touchdown Boy
There's this one guy There's no one like him in
all the world Cause you can always see Those girls down on there knees
In those dark sweaty rooms Planning out his thoughts He's waiting for just
the right One by one as they Walk right through the door, they Keep on
coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun fun fun and you Might
call him a whore, but Just look where he's at cause He is the one that
scores I saw my friend there Out on the field today I asked him where he's
going, he said "All the way," now One by one as they Walk right through
the door, they Keep on coming back I Guess they just want more He has fun
fun fun and you Might call him a whore, but Just look where he's at cause
He is the one that scores Go!
Strings
I would do anything and that's What scares me so
bad Don't want to live my life alone Don't want to go back to what I had
Don't want to spend my life without All those special things Don't want
to walk around being tied to Anyone else's Strings, strings, strings, strings
I would do anything and that's What scares me so bad Don't want to live
my life alone Don't want to go back to what I had Don't want to spend my
life without All those special things Don't want to walk around being tied
to Anyone else's Strings, strings, strings, strings Strings, strings, strings,
strings
Peggy Sue
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your
room Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you And
as your head gets all cluttered inside Try to stay awake Everything they
say are lies That's all the shit that you ever have to take So hold in
all your aggresions Because your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom
of your chin It's not easy or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything
they say that They tell you what to be you're not alone I know what it's
like to be denied at everything you do It's not the same reason why that
Makes you change the things that you once knew As your head gets all cluttered
inside Give more than you take Everything they say are lies That's all
the shit that you ever have to take So hold in all your aggresions Because
your grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy
or so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell
you what to be you're not alone You say you want to take off your shoes
and Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week (Go!) You say you want to take off your shoes
just to Walk barefoot down the street Just to be the things that you can
be Just live for one more week So hold in all your aggresions Because your
grinding your teeth on down to The bottom of your chin It's not easy or
so damn pleasing To not laugh at everything they say that They tell you
what to be you're not alone
Sometimes
Oh, how I wish that they would last Moments of
peace that just slip through me so fast Just when I think that they are
gonna stay Everything inside me just starts fading away Sometimes it seems
like all I hope for Just gets thrown down on the floor And then it seems
like you don't love me anymore Sometimes I wish that I could run away Sometimes
I wish I just had something to say She looks at me and doesn't know the
words to say But it's not you, I just don't feel quite right today All
these things I say and do were never planned But how the fuck am I supposed
to make you understand that Sometimes it seems like all I hope for Just
gets thrown down on the floor And then it seems like you don't love me
anymore Sometimes I wish that I could run away Sometimes I wish I just
had something to say
Does My Breath Smell?
Who makes up all the rules about those girls I
want? Who tells them all to laugh? Who tells them all to talk
about me? And I'm not sure what my purpose is for being here.
Why do they, why do they always kick me in the groin when I come near.
And I'm not complaining it just hurts after a bit. I don't know what
I'm feeling. I'm just so sick of seeing all those dumb, lame, and
retarded broads. Who often just sit kick back as I am not so relaxed.
I often wonder why they act so odd. Because no worse a time When
it's just your time to Think you should make your move It doesn't work
as your just a jerk with no excuse What about that situation All night
procrastination Takes you to the point when you lead her to her door There
is nothing left there to say I guess you best be on your way But before
you go you got to do that chore No worse a time When it's just your time
to Think you should make your move It doesn't work as your just a jerk
with no excuse Please won't you buy in I'm always tryin' I keep on tryin'
There's only so much pride that I can lose I hope that when you see me
You see right through me Come on now, honestly I'm so sick of endin' up
without a clue
Cacophony
When you talk about tomorrow I'm not sure about
today When you tell me that you love me What am I supposed to say? Sometimes
I don't feel The same way as you feel Words like forever They scare the
shit out of me Maybe I'm afraid of commitment Maybe you're too distracted
to see that Sometimes I don't feel The same way as you feel I think of
all the things I'd say to you if I had the chance again I think of all
the things I'd scream But I think it's for the best That you and I just
don't connect and Things are never quite what they seem Will there ever
be Someone to give her heart to me Or would I be too blind to see it I
wouldn't make a sound I'd keep it underground It always seems like I'm
running around around Running around around Round Sometimes I don't feel
The same way as you feel
T.V.
When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home
for lunch So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch And when I'm
walking through the front door at night I gotta see who's winning on The
Price is Right, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some
tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV What's happening in this world,
I don't care at all But it better not pre-empt Monday Night Football I
can't even come up with my own views I'm taught how to think from the evening
news, oh I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube emitting
cathode rays I need my TV La la la...
Toast & Bananas
Do you wanna know what I think of you? Cause
you're not the way I thought you should be. Do take back what you
said. It's time to fix, it's time to fix your head. And now
all alone, one's less than two. I've never been better off living
lonely. To listen to what you say. I couldn't care less of
what you say. What did you think of me acting this way? I guess
you never really thought at all. Is that what you call your brain?
Is that why I call you hang up on me? I wanted to know, I didn't
want to lose and now I'm a man who's just living small. Listen to
what you say. I couldn't care less of what you say to me as I walk
alone. I'd much rather be riding prone, then to be just another one
you are lame to. I wanted to know, I didn't want to lose. But
now I'm a man who's just living small. Listen to what you say.
I couldn't care less of what you say to me as I tune you out of my mind.
Won't bend over backwards or take another step ahead to hear from you again.
Don't talk to me as I walk alone. I'd much rather be riding prone,
then to be just another one you are lame to. Don't talk to me as
I tune you out of my mind. Won't bend over backwards or take another
step ahead to hear from you again. Don't talk to me as I walk alone.
I'd much rather be riding prone, than to be just another one you are lame
to.
Wasting Time
I'm wasting time thinking about a girl And stealing
her away from her world She and I would run away I think of all the things
that I'd say We'd talk about important things And I picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art And I'd show her it's okay to fart and
Maybe I'd impress her By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this
song about her Sometimes I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my time Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's When
I made fun of that guy Remebering the look she gave me When I told her
that I used to fry I really want to ask her out But my ego could never
take it And even if I got the balls You know that the Cougar would never
make it And in my town you can't drive naked And maybe I'd impress her
By being in a band and Maybe if I act real tough She'd let me hold her
hand and Maybe I'll win her heart By writing this song about her Sometimes
I sit at home and Wonder if she's sitting at home Thinking of me and wondering
if I'm Sitting at home, thinking about her Or am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my time Am I just wasting my
time Wasting my time thinking about a girl
Romeo & Rebecca
Walking through the grass Another blade next to
you from the ground As the wind does pass I notice as you feel the breath
of my shout Your words are kind The kind that repeatedly say no But that's
alright I'm older than you so I've got time What have you said, reach out
your hand There's a black shadow on my wall But as I look into my mind
I can see that girls are a waste of time We've all seen the bridge A broken
seam and a girl on one side You think your words will work They only work
when you lay down and close your eyes I thought of all the lines All the
right ones used at all the wrong times But that's alright Depression's
just a sarcastic state of mind What have you said, reach out your hand
There's a black shadow on my wall But as I look into my mind I can see
that girls are a waste of time I don't want to live alone I don't want
to live in My broken dreams of you I don't want to live along with My broken
dreams of you I don't want to live along with My broken dreams of you
Ben Wah Balls
Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth And happily
and gay Well I guessed exactly that Because he found a special girl That
put him in a special trance He fell in love so quickly What the hell was
he to expect That the girl under his arm wasn't the same As any other girl
That he had thought that he once met I guess you could only blame fate
Things started getting weird as they started to kiss She often felt his
beard and remembered how her father she missed And then quietly one day
He sang a song from deep within his heart Causing some ingestion He finished
with a great big fart and She knew at that one moment That song was something
she heard before So she asked him to do that again Then out the door they
hurried She was gonna find out for sure So she analyzed his rear end She
said, "When I was a little girl my dad left my mom. He used to always fart
and sing this special song. Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants
did fall. Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah
balls." I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... I said
a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...
Just About Done
We're Just about done with your butt, we'll let
you know hey.
Depends
I don't want to urinate on myself I don't want
to urinate on anyone else Well, I guess that really doesn't matter anymore
Because I can't control my bladder anymore Well, I guess it all depends
(undergarments) Well, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Step back
in the light No more soiled nights alone But I guess I don't have a care
Because there's not a load in my underwear I'm sick of offending everyone
I meet (go, go, go, go) I'm sick of crying myself to sleep on rubber sheets
(go) I had an accident today I left a soil on a bus seat, I didn't know
what to say But, I guess it all depends (undergarments) Well, I guess it
all depends (undergarments) Step back into life (go, go) No more soiled
nights alone Well, I guess that I don't have a care If I don't have a load
in my underwear