1. All
2. Coolidge
3. No! All!
4. Van
5. Cameage
6. Impressions
7. Iceman
8. Jealous Of The World
9. Clean Sheets
10. Pep Talk
11. All-O-Gistics
12. Schizophrenia
13. Uranus
All
All!
Coolidge
Well... I'm not a cool guy anymore As if I ever
was before I took a look at all the signs Then rolled it over in my mind
The feelings I could not release Became a bitter part of me What was I
thinking of? It couldn't stay the way it was I looked at my reflection
And I saw a stranger's face I saw where I was going And I had to walk away
I lost a girl, it's Just as well She tried to save me from myself I've
still got her on my mind Tossing and turning in my bed But if she had stayed
another week I would have dragged her down with me She took it till she'd
had enough Is that what I though love was? I told her "see you later" But
it's hard to see at all At the bottom of the barrel With your back against
the wall I'm not a cool guy anymore Left it behind, then locked the door
I know you can't escape the past Now I look back and have to laugh I was
my worst enemy It almost got the best of me What was I thinking of?
It couldn't stay the way it was I looked up one day and saw that It was
up to me You can only be a victim if you. Admit defeat.
No! All!
No, All!
Van
Here in my van I can beat my small cock Fart on
your face Sleep on a loaf Here in my can I can piss in a cup Scrounge for
some change Do what I want I can lose Here in my van I can eat my small
squid Dance the can-can With my feet in the air Here in my can I can play
the Last tape Play my small uke Write stupid songs Like this one Haven't
slept in days, but that's OK. Gonna let 'er eat Cat pizza road apples coffee
shun Vivarin Have a little snack Put in a quarter and play road rally Driving
sown the dark corridor Fall asleep and wake up in another place Here in
my can I can hate everyone Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of
the night Here in my van I can lose my small mind
Cameage
I'm looking straight down I'm sick and I need a
friend I didn't know they came like that I'm thinking things now I thought
I'd never think I didn't know they came like that You came so quickly right
in and out of my life I didn't know they came like that Did I ever tell
you how much I love to hold you I didn't know they came like that It doesn't
even matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my
side There's no turning back from this one I judged too quickly, I've never
been good at trust I didn't know they came like that But did I ever tell
you how much I love to love you I didn't know they came like that It doesn't
even matter if I live or die The only thing that matters is you're by my
side There's no turning back from this one No turning back from this one
It's not that I don't want your love But I don't deserve anyone I didn't
know they came like that I will return to you When I am 32 I didn't know
they came like that
Impressions
That could be me That could be me Walking down
the Seine Where I'd throw my glasses away That could be us That could be
us Walking through the garden Watch the flowers melt together Boats reflected
in the river The picture on my wall Your picture in my wallet Blurry and
beyond If I stare and stare, maybe I'll be there and we'd walk through,
breathe through open mouth I don't care what they'd say
Iceman
He's not alive, he can't dream Stone cold monster,
thinking machine Never feels anger or pain What's left of his heart is
inside his brain Get down on your knees Say pretty please Or do you want
to freeze? The iceman cometh My pretty pretty thing Do you you want
to freeze? Born without a hug or an ounce of love Doesn't know how
much he can hurt someone Do you feel the chill in his calculated prose
His words will kill if you leave yourself exposed He is part of our generation
Let us mourn It's too late to save this child It started when he was born
The iceman cometh Keep your distance, don't get too close A beautiful girl
once made that mistake She froze
Jealous Of The World
Jealous of the world again Don't even try to be
my friend Everything is wrong for me And everything's right for them Jealous
of the world again Don't give a shit about your deadly sin Jealous of the
world again I'd like to interrupt you Fuck you to everything you say It's
nothing personal, mind you But either you or I should go away So go away
Jealous of the world again Don't even try to be my friend Everything is
wrong for me And everything's right for them Jealous of the world again
I represent the worst in man Jealous of the world again You belong to a
useless subset The one that's not me Don't try to define my problems Or
understand me I'll trip you up, I'll flip you off Pardon me Don't wanna
hear your voice I think I'll fart on your face And there's nothing you
can do And there's nothing I can do I'll just stay away from you I'd like
to make a comment Roll down the window and scream I hate you cause I hate
me I gotta shake this disease
Clean Sheets
Clean sheets mean a lot to a guy who sleeps on
the floor I whited your love, and a shelf in your dresser drawer you tucked
me in, stopped my tossing and turning But I turned back the covers and
saw those sheets are dirty Even thought you'll never come clean you know
it's true Those sheets are dirty And so are you The warmth of a bed to
a guy who sleeps on the floor Was enough to perpetuate all the lies I heard
before I want to hold you, I'll hold my pillow instead Cause my pillow
will never lie or be with a stranger in my bed Where's the love I was looking
for It's out the door I'm afraid to see you anymore so it's back on the
floor Cause those sheets are dirty Woke up this morning alone on the floor
Thinking about those clean sheets and the way it was before When I looked
in the mirror, I saw your face and thought of the past But now I know how
dirty you are, I took my fist and smashed the glass Those sheets are dirty
Those sheets are dirty Those sheets are dirty
Pep Talk
It's not the end of the world Since your baby left
you It's gonna be okay You don't need her anyway You're looking around
for someone to love So you don't have to face the world alone But give
it some time and you might find That you're better off on you own Cause
you could be dead right now You could be the stupidest thing in the world
But you're not, look at what you've got And stop thinking about that girl
You deserve the best, but it's up to you to get it don't settle for less,
you know you're gonna regret it It's not the end of the world Since your
baby left you It's gonna be okay You don't need her anyway Watching the
rube, moping around Might as well be six feet underground You're watching
the game go by Waiting for the final score You got the beer commercials
memorized So you've probably heard this before But this ain't the TV talking
to you It's a friend who's gonna tell you what you can do You deserve the
best, but it's up to you to get it don't settle for less, you're the best
and don't you forget it I know what you're thinking... you'll never find
another And even if you did, well, you couldn't love her But out there
somewhere is the person, place or thing That you need to make you believe
in you It's not the end of the world Since your baby left you It's gonna
be okay You can find something better anyway Just take your time. and you
will find What your life requires Just take your time. and you will
find What your heart desires Just take your time. and you will find
You will find
All-O-Gistics
Thou shalt not commit laundry Thou shalt not covet
thy neighbor's food Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed Thou shalt
always go for greatness Thou shalt not commit adulthood Thou shalt not
partake of Decaf Thou shalt not suppress flatulence Thou shalt commit thyself
to an institution Thou shalt not have no idea Thou shalt not commit hygiene
Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain Thou shalt not allow anything
to deter you in your quest for all
Schizophrenia
It's dark outside, I'm riding alone But I know
the road Can't even see ahead of my nose But I know the road A little scared,
but I know where to go Cuz I know the road I can do it by feel, take it
real slow I know the road Hold on--a fork in the road Life in transition
Hold on--moving too fast In the wrong direction Hold on--gotta feel the
road Know my position Break the speakers, crack the books Over you shoulder,
not another look Burn off the shackles of a wooden past Melt through the
ice, be free at last Dare to be stupid, dare to smell You can be crazy,
you can be hell The end result is always the same Whichever you choose,
you lose--you're insane Granite poured into my veins Black hole explodes
in my brain The accident is to blame You say you're going insane Say it
like you mean it, man I wish I could, but I can't You say that life is
a pain It isn't for me, man I don't feel anything at all Shield myself
from the world Hold everything inside Fold my arms across my chest Shield
the world from myself Make sure the sleeves are tied Wrap my arms across
my chest Death is my life Life is my Death Lay my arms across my chest
I know the road, I know where it goes I know the road, I know where it
goes Don't tell me what I already know I know where it goes, that's why
I'm going so slow
Uranus (instrumental)