1. Dumpweed
2. Don't Leave Me
3. Aliens Exist
4. Going Away To College
5. What's My Age Again?
6. Dysentary Gary
7. Adam's Song
8. All The Small Things
9. The Party Song
10. Mutt
11. Wendy Clear
12. Anthem
Dumpweed
Itís understood, I said it many ways To scared
to run, I'm To scared to stay I said Iíd leave, but I could never leave
her And if I did, you know Iíd never cheat her But this I ask, itís what
I want to know How would you feel, if I should choose to go Another guy,
you think itíd be unlikely Another guy, you think heíd want to fight me
Sheís a dove, Sheís a fucken nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake
to stay here On the go and itís way too late to play I need a girl that
I can train I heard it once, Iím sure I heard it twice My dad used to give
me all of his advice He would say you got to turn your back and run now
Come on son, you havenít got a chance now Sheís a dove, Sheís a fucken
nightmare Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay hereOn the go and itís
way too late to play I need a girl that I can train Turn your back and
run now You havenít got a chance now
Don't Leave Me
Donít leave me all alone Just drop me off at home
Iíll be fine, itís not the first Just like last time, but a little worse,
and She said that Iím no the one that she thinks about and She said it
stopped being fun, I just bring her down I said, "donít let your future
be destroyed by my past." She said, "donít let my door hit you in the ass."
One more chance, Iíll try this time Iíll give you yours, I wonít take mine
Iíll listen up, pretend to care Go on ahead, Iíll meet you there Letís
try this one more time with feeling
Aliens Exist
Hey mom thereís something in the backroom I hope
itís not the creature from above You used to read me stories As if my dreams
were boring We all know conspiracies are dumb What if people knew that
these were real Iíd leave my closet door open all night I know the CIA
would say What you hear is all hearsay I wish someone would tell me what
was right Up all night long And thereís something very wrong And I know
it must be late Been gone since yesterday Iím not like you guys Iím not
like you I am still the skeptic yes you know me Been best friends and will
be till we die I got an injection Of fear from the abduction My best friend
thinks Iím just telling lies. Up all night long And thereís something
very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since yesterday Iím not
like you guys Iím not like you Dark and scary, ordinary, explanation Information,
nice to know ya, parnoia Whereís my mother, biofather Up all night long
And thereís something very wrong And I know it must be late Been gone since
yesterday Iím not like you guys Twelve majestic lies
Going Away To College
Please take me by the hand Itís so cold out tonight
Iíll put blankets on the bed I wonít turn out the light Just donít forget
to think about me And I wonít forget you Iíll write you once a week she
said Why does it feel the same To fall in love or break it off And if young
love is just a game Then I must have missed the kick off Donít depend on
me to ever follow through on anything But Iíd go through hell for you and
I havenít been this scared in a long time And Iím so unprepared so hereís
your valentine Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody This worldís and
ugly place, but youíre so beautiful to me Iíll think about the times She
kissed me after class And she put up with my friends I acted like an ass
Iíd ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer Is my picture still
hanging in her locker?
What's My Age Again?
I took her out it was Friday night I wore cologne
to get the feeling right We started making out and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV And thatís about the time that she walked away
from me Nobody likes you when youíre 23 And are still more amused by TV
shows What the hell is ADD? My friends say I should act my age Whatís my
age again? Whatís my age again? Then later on, on the drive home I called
her mom from a pay phone I said I was the cops And your husbandís in jail
This state looks down on sodomyAnd thatís about the time that bitch hung
up on me Nobody likes you when your 23 And are still more amused by prank
phone calls What the hell is caller ID? My friends say I should act my
age Whatís my age again? Whatís my age again? And thatís about the
time she walked away from me Nobody likes you when your 23 And you still
act like youíre in Freshman year What the hell is wrong with me? My friends
say I should act my age Whatís my age again? Whatís my age again? Thatís
about the time she broke up with me No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line Why would you wish that on me? I
never want to act my age Whatís my age again? Whatís my age again?
Dysentary Gary
Got a lot of heart ache Heís a fucken weasel His
issues me my mind ache Want to make a deal Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails What a nice creation Worth another night in jail
Heís a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out When friends
were listening to slayer I would like to find him Friday night Hanging
out with mom and trying on his fathers tights Life just sucks, I lost the
one, Iíve giving up she found someone Thereís plenty more, girls are such
a drag So all you little ladies Be sure to choose the right guys Youíll
come back to me maybe Iíll shower you with lies Got a lotta heart ache
Heís a fucken weasel Decisions make my mind ache Want to make a deal Ease
away the problems and the pain The girl chose the one guy who makes you
want to kick and scream All along, you wish that she would stay Fuck the
guy who took and ran away and Heís a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow
his hair out When friends were listening to slayer I would like to find
him Friday night Hanging out with mom and trying on his fatherís tights
Fuck this place, I lost the war, I hate you all, Your momís a whore Whereís
my dog? Girls are such a drag
Adam's Song
I never thought Iíd die alone. I laughed
the loudest, who'd have known? I trace the cord back to the wall.
No wonder it was never plugged in at all. I took my time, I hurried
up. The choice was mine. I didn't think enough. I'm too
depressed to go on. You'll be sorry when I'm gone. I never
conquered, rarely came. 16 just held such better days. Days
when I still felt alive. We couldn't wait to get outside. The
world was wide, too late to try. The tour was over, I'd survived.
I couldn't wait till I got home to pass the time in my room alone.
I never thought I'd die alone. Another six months I'll be unknown.
Give all my things to all my friends. You'll never set foot in my
room again. You'll close it off, board it up. Remember the
time that I spilled the cup of apple juice in the hall. Please tell
mom this is not her fault. I never conquered, rarely came.
16 just held such better days. Days when I still felt alive.
We couldn't wait to get outside. The world was wide, too late to
try. The tour was over, we'd survived. I couldn't wait till
I got home to pass the time in my room alone. I never conquered,
rarely came. Tomorrow just held such better days. Days when
I still felt alive. We couldn't wait to get outside. The world
was wide, too late to try. The tour was over, I'd survived.
I couldn't wait till I got home to pass the time in my room alone.
All The Small Things
All the small things True care, truth brings Iíll
take, one lift Your ride, best trip Always, I know Youíll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating Say it ainít so, I will not go, turn the
lights off, carry me home Na, na Late night, come home Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs, surprises let me know she cares Say it
ainít so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Na, na Say
it ainít so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Keep your
head still, Iíll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill
Say it ainít so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home Keep
your head still, Iíll be your thrill, the night will go on, my little windmill
The Party Song
Do you want to come to a party My friends picked
me up in their truck at 11:30 This things at a frat house but the people
are cool there Reluctant I followed but never dreamed there Would be someone
there who would catch my attention I wasnít out looking for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free Shine the beer and tequila and
we headed into the party And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand This place is so lame all
these girls look the same All thse guys have no game I wish I would have
stayed In my bed back at home watching TV alone Where Iíd put on some porn
or have sex on the phone Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party And then I
saw her standing there With green eyes and long blond hair She wasnít wearing
underwear at least I prayed that She might be the one maybe weíd have some
fun Maybe weíd watch the sun rise But that night I learned some girls try
too hard Some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard to impress With
the way that they dress With those things on their chests And the things
they suggest to me I couldnít believe what this lady was saying The names
she was dropping the games she was playing She dated this guy who now rides
for Black Flys How sheís down with the ëwise well constructed disguise
Now Iíd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this Her volume of makeup
her fake tits were tasteless So I said Iíd call her but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party So when you see her
standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She wonít be wearing
underwear and youíll discover This girlís not the one and sheíll never
be fun You should just turn and run because youíll find out that Some girls
try too hard Some girls try too hard to impress with the way that they
dress With those things on their chest And the things they suggest to me
Mutt
He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he
is the bomb She has her curlers set her credit cards are paying the funds
Heís not that old, Iíve been told a strong sexual goal He goes out everyday
she goes every way oh yeah And they donít even care at all Sheís open waiting
for more And I know heís only looking to score And it is way to unhealthy
Often theyíve typically Been starved for attention before She smokes a
dozen and he doesnít seem to notice the smell He took the seat off his
own bike because the way it felt He wants to bone this I know she is ready
to blow They go out every night his pants are super tight oh yeah And they
donít even care at all Sheís open waiting for more And I know heís only
looking to score And it is way too unhealthy Often theyíve typically Been
starved for attention before
Wendy Clear
Letís take the boat out on the bay forget your
job for just one day I wish it didnít have to be so bad It might be inappropriate
because Either way our band get dropped I wish it didnít have to be so
bad But Iíd play with fire to break the ice And Iíd play with nuclear device
Is it something Iíll regret? Why do I want what I canít get? I wish it
didnít have to be so bad The three-date theory is getting old everyone
is getting left out in the cold I wish it didnít have to be so bad So Iíll
see you with another guy Who pretends not to hear you when you cry I wish
it didnít have to be so bad Iíll be moving on
Anthem
Home show, mom wonít know Run out the back door
Heís passed out on the floor Third time, been caught twice Forgive our
neighbor Bob I think he humped the dog But good things come to those who
wait Cause she laid me And mom and dad posses the key ? instant slavery
No need to explain the plan no need to even bother Iíll pack my bags I
swear Iíll run ? wish my friends were 21 White lies, bloodshot eyes Breath
of alcohol, stole it from the mall Howís Chris marked with lipstick Better
call their fathers, sleeping with your daughters But good thing come to
those who wait Cause she laid me And mom and dad possess the key ? instant
slavery No need to explain the plan no need to even bother Iíll pack my
bags I swear Iíll run ? wish my friends were 21 You donít belong, you left
the kids carry on You planned their fall To bad youíre wrong, donít need
a mom dad slave drive song I time bomb Turn low the radio, I think I hear
my dad Yelling at the band But good things come to those who wait Cause
she laid me And mom and dad posses the key ? instant slavery No need to
explain the plan no need to even bother Iíll pack my bags I swear Iíll
run ? wish my friends were 21 You donít belong, you left the kids carry
on You planned their fall To bad youíre wrong, donít need a mom dad slave
drive song I time bomb