Heavy Petting Zoo
 

1.  Hobophobic
2.  Philthy Phil Philantropist
3.  Freedom Like A Shopping Cart
4.  Bleeding Heart Disease
5.  Hot Dog In A Hallway
6.  Release The Hostages
7.  Liza
8.  What's The Matter With Kids Today?
9.  Love Story
10.  The Black And White
11.  Whatever Didi Wants
12.  August 8th
13.  Drop The World
 

Hobophobic
Hobo - I'm hobophobic So what AH AH AH Scared of bums Not just because they stink bad Not just because they're crackers From drinking too much lysol Let them be Just don't get fuckin' near me Scared of bums AH AH Infested with microscopic bugs Endocrine systematic Doo Doo Why don't they get a job Let them be Just don't get fuckin' near me.

Philthy Phil Philantropist
There's something wrong with mass consumption Why do we want what we don't need Alcohol burnit clean asphalt methamphetamine Will make it seem alright It's gonna make it seem alright Living in the hunger underground Some people say I got a problem with authority so what if I do man it beats relinquished control Philthy Phil Philanderer You've taken when you should've give away Philty Phil you gave to us We cannot repay There's something grand about being nothing There's something lame about being grand Alcohol squirtin' gun don't want no holidays in these That's me not being you, just me not being you Either part of the solution or the problem Can there not be a middle ground for just the anybody Replace superman with Joe ordinary Philthy Phil Philanderer You've taken when you should've give away Philthy Phil you gave to us We cannot repay.

Freedom Like A Shopping Cart
A christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedom Not freedom like America, freedom like a shopping cart Kick back no tense you got a bag of grub that cost you about 50 cents No fear no fuckin feat malt liquor tastes much better on the street Crusting, a way of life for heroines and heroes who hitch hike the road to eden Not eden like the garden state, eden like the state of mind Kick back cheap thrills you'll do anything for laugh even if it kills you The bridge you took it out the ticket takers suddenly lost count Sleeping under rays your teeth crumbling away say goodbye To all responsibility you never wanted it man Wasting time whenever you get the chance Which happens to be all the time Kick back free meals A couple times a day you make a coupe of shady deals No work, no fuckin pay Cardboard condominium by the bay Between the red and black and you're never goin' back Say good bye to all responsibility You never wanted it man.

Bleeding Heart Disease
How money polluted my mind Dough what our lives are lived for Rae just a crazy aussie Me the generation forges on Fodder for corporations Sewwing our lips together LA such a nice place to get shot But don't forget the T it Follows liber in the the constitution Following the part about pursuit of happiness the bi product of colonial precious metal mine extracts which brings us back to dough Today I saw a kid torture a cat Too much leisure teenage Norman Rockwell paints it black!  How did the chain get started More is what everyone wants Neydy is what none of us are Cooperation died last night Ruptured bleeding heart foresight Me, I'm just a loo So don't expect the best you won't be disappointed when you take A bite and watch the worm crawl back inside.  Don't belive the fairy tales of million dollar happiness, Los Angelestic lifestyles chardanay The pursuit of million dollar happiness Million dollar happiness was killed we watched it bleed, Some say it died from hate Some say from bleeding heart disease.

Hot Dog In A Hallway
She'll have another piece of pie She'll have a double reuben rye She works hard at eating well That's why I love her She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I can't breathe That's why I love her I'm her butter she's my bread She's like a mobile waterbed And when I got on top of her I can't touch the mattress And when her flesh begins to sag She's like a human sleeping bag I feel so cozy, safe and warm She's my insulation I always know where she sat And when she's on me I get flat Some broken ribs a punctured lung That's why I love her She's my Phillie I'm her Stud Her bean is bigger than my pud It's like feeding a tic-tac to a whale That's why I love her.

Release The Hostages
Stop have a beer it's on me has anyone ever told you that you that Look like a star Heard it said at the bar So I drink cause it makes me Happier than being alone.  My good friend Johnie Walker Keeping warm like a cunt Seems like everybody's got Something I have not, a reason not to die, says to Mr Right, cause That's not me.  Seems like everybody's got Something I have not, a reason not to die, so I say death to Mr Right he makes me sad.

Liza
She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates.  That would be vanilla bean The blandest one don't make her scream And that's what she likes to hear the most Liza's been around the block She's currently a femme bitch top A giant step from old Louise Now she's the one who's on the prey She used to wear her hair short long Determing her preference She didn't like that dynamic Trading in her flannel shirts For six inch heals latex skirts She even bought herself some bras Miss Terrence sellers again She's got more power feminine She knows the power incites fear And it's that fear Which makes her wet She's goin to the Tribe 8 show Plenty of boychicks to choose from It's like the calyx of isis She'll find a bottom young & butch She'll tell her:  "I won't hurt you much, unless of course you want me to."  She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one She really hates.

What's The Matter With Kids Today?
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or fuck off fight They sit home, and read, expand their minds There's something wrong with the kinds in my cul de sac Their always go to church They dress well and they're Speaking articulate They show each other respect They're never late, don't smoke or break rules They eat right, study hard And like school There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood.

Love Story
Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mother waits for father In a backless dress Hardly used diaphram Put back into his case A one way trip down memory lane As she awaits I don't wanna know Cheat me I don't wanna know Children play in the yard Mother stares at a wall Father says he's gonna be back late So don't wait up About a quarter to 3 Father stares at a wall Stained thicker than water Who's gonna clean it up.

The Black And White
Mr. McCarthy killed the light he didn't wake his lovely wife He left the key inside the door woke on the wrong side of the bed She can't remember what he said but she sure knew what he had done Little choices in a, a little town maybe a little man is right to be afraid Biblic moralization, identity frustration, confused man cannot know his heart So he may be fucking her, but he's thinking about him Catherine McKinnon does exist, she likes to call herself a feminist A crusader who fights the pate.  But what she really hates is sex Erotic images oppress and debase women as a whole Simple solutions created by black & white thinking, Too bad the world not work that way. Catherine should get busy porkin, that dolt Andrea dworkin I think they need a good hard fuck Cause she may be off her back now she needs to get off ours The little man sits all alone, his sexuality's been cut in stone He don't love her, she don't really care Two victims of the black and white.

Whatever Didi Wants
I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach but almost anything I wouldn't swim across the Nile Cause I could get a moebic disentary Cause if there's anything you want I'll probly get it Just tell me what you need I'll try not to forget it You need someone to blame I'll say I said it Whatever Didi wants she's gonna get it I wouldn't climb the highest mountain Could get a blister, but almost anything I wouldn't throw coins in a fountain I may be needing to make a phone call You are so beautiful to me Than let's go try and get it right I doesn't seem like you're a million Miles away, no. But maybe one or two It doesn't mean, I never loved you I love you long time, when you're on top of me.

August 8th
Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky Yeah, August 8th is a beautiful day I see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful day Like waking up from a real bad dream Suddenly everything is ok The storm has passed the sun is shining Yeah August 8th is a beautiful day What's goin on what's goin on Is something bummin your scene?  There's something wrong, There's something wrong I'm not trying to be mean The air is sweet the summer flowers bloomin nowhere in sight is anything gray Feelings of joy are filling the street yeah August 8th is beautiful day Like waking up from a fucked up dream, suddenly everything's looking good There's been no permanent damage done Yeah August 8th came right when it should Poor Jeff, poor little Timmy turtle Staying home on such a beautiful day.

Drop The World
He won the race the judges concluded He was the betterman he'd come from victory A hesitation a one time show or place His self would not allow he had to be the best He had denied his urges cause they would of Drained his strength that battle had been won with side effects a few... He may have dropped the world He would not have let us down Dana has gone away I hope she's in a better place She aced the test a grade above the rest of the class felt the curve.  A 93% was not enough to feed her fix She needs that perfect score.  Endorphin rush she loved, it would opiate her.  She had denied all allegations of her loneliness That battle had been won with scars still under wraps She may have dropped the world She would not let us down Endorphin rush she loved She may have dropped the world.
 
 
 

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