Milo Goes To College
 

1.  Myage
2.  I Wanna Be A Bear
3.  I'm Not A Loser
4.  Parents
5.  Tonyage
6.  M-16
7.  I'm Not A Punk
8.  Catalina
9.  Suburban Home
10.  Statue Of Liberty
11.  Kabuki Girl
12.  Marriage
13.  Hope
14.  Bikeage
15.  Jean Is Dead
 

Myage
almost ready, almost there or is it already over she's a friend in need she's a friend in deed she needs someone to hold her alone at night, she plans her game correctly thinking that i'm in pain but every night it's always the same she be a-fuckin' with my brain 'cause she don't need no one we all want to play your game with you we know you're just a starter but there's no reason for you to quit just 'cause we try harder i don't want to talk on the telephone i don't want to see no pictures she'll find out just what she needs and when she does i'll get her she feels safe when she's with him 'cause he'll never try anything with her well you know now girl, just what you want are you going to let it scare you? i knew it would she don't need no one and she don't need.

I Wanna Be A Bear
got your jordache jeans got your pretty long hair dinner and a movie powder your nose take their honey for lay just like pay your just a human being on this planet your just flesh and blood like all the rest you'll get old and have a wrinkled ass humans are ses i want to be a bear i want to shit in the woods in my cave hunt my prey could be you, i want to have food burgers not berries ladies are women but women are ladies got a baited hook you are calling it your cherry you want to settle down and you want to get married i don't want to smell your muff.

I'm Not A Loser
think that i'm a loser cause my pants are really too low think that i'm a slob cause i got holes in my shoes think my cock is like i like my dirty shirt well you can fuck off cause i'm working sixty a week you think that life is really tough when your pappy won't buy you a brand new car take a girl out she won't fuck you after you just brought her a gram of coke you spent all your money on shitty coke i'm not a loser! that's right, i'm not a loser! cruise down the boulevard wasting mommy's gas while you're looking for kicks on friday night you're only goal in life is to smoke a joint and decide how you're gonna get laid tonight you are a fucking son-of-a-bitch you arrogant asshole your pants are too tight you fucking homo you suck, mr. buttfuck you don't belong here go away you fucking gay i'm not a loser!

Parents
parents, why won't they shut up? parent's they're so fucked up. they treat me like a fool they take me for a fool parents... they're so fucking dense they look into the past for future reference parents... they don't even know i'm a boy just treat me like a toy but little do they know one day i'll explode! parents...

Tonyage
you beat up fearl's bass player you were all surfers last year 3 years ago it wasn't cool you spit on me, but i'm no one eh, bobby pin had long hair but you spit on darby crash he had a fucking mohawk man 3 years ago forming in 1975 i'm a new waver my girlfriend's a surfer i'm no more a trendy than you are and she's not going to fuck you anyways eh, it dosen't matter, you all suck you don't know shit about punk rock you're just a bunch of drug addicts screwing up what we call fun i hate everything, that means you i hate you more than i do i got no time to sleep, time to get laid i got a 2"x 2", but it dosen't matter fake hard core you spit on urinals.

M-16
go shoot your m-16 (x 4) i'm not going to live your american dream! "army life is right for me kill to save democracy got a rebel in my sights money's worth more than his life." so kill... it's fun! shoot him you're better than him shoot him in the eye shoot him it gives you as thrill just like as a kid only now it's for real.

I'm Not A Punk
i'm not a punk, how can i be? show me the way to conformity try to be different but it's always the same end up playin' someone else's game i'm just a square goin' nowhere i'm just a square goin' nowhere you used to walk by my side now you see me comin' now you hide i see you here i see you there i can see that you don't care i'm just a square goin' nowhere

Catalina
my room's a mess, but i don't care i'm tired of sitting at my desk you can't bother me i'm far away from you got to get away you can't ruin my day you can't tell me what to do you can't make me think i love you shoot it in the arm, you can't hurt me i'm on my way to catalina and i'm not going to read your books my tank's full of squid and it's getting light and you whores, you can't make me want cause i got all the rest i need on the deck of my boat and you can't take my heart when i'm here cause it's a long swim home for your cute little arms i'll steal some gas, fix my motor put on my beatles tape and get you out of my head ah yes, here i am, far away from everyone and the only fish i smell is on the back of my boat i want to go but my motor's broken there's no scotch tape, i'm out of gas, so it looks like i'm stuck here i'll steal some gas, fix my motor put on my doors tape and get you out of my head.

Suburban Home
i want to be stereotyped i want to be classified i want to be a clone i want a suburban home suburban home suburban home suburban home i want to be a statistic i want to be masochistic i want to be a clone i want a suburban home suburban home suburban home suburban home i don't want no hippie pad i want a house just like mom and dad.

Statue Of Liberty
well the people walk all around the thing on an island very far from here they pay it homage like a god and they paint it on each and every year a sign for all it was given to us and we all appreciate this bomb the toursits don't know and never will it has no use it's meaning is gone the statue of liberty and for united we stand we all agree it's a mystery but why'd they give it to us? we still don't know just why it came a present from god or by the rain the crowds swarm wildly to see it's peak when i watch i go insane why is it so important to them what is the beauty they see in it i don't know why i just accept it i don't want it cause it makes me sick.

Kabuki Girl
look out get out of way i'm going to the atomic cafe i'm going to the atomic cafe you're a mystery to me kabuki girl don't say sayanaro i want to see you tomorrow i want to see you tonight your face is white your hair is black you'll probably stab me in the back but that's the chance i'm gonna take don't say sayanaro i want to see you tomorrow i want to see you tonight you're a mystery to me kabuki girl east is east, west is west girls from the east are the best they got more of what i'm lookin' for look out get out of way i'm going to the atomic cafe i'm going to the atomic cafe you're a mystery to me kabuki girl.

Marriage
do you know what i think of you? do you know what i feel is true? do you know what i think of her? i know what she thinks of me, i'm sure don't know why it's so, but it's true! so you know what i think about you but do you know what you want me to do? when you see me staring at you do you know what i want you to do? i don't know why it's so, but it's true! i don't want to have sex with you i want to be your friend i want to be with you i want you to marry me now you know what i think about you you know that my speed is you i know i want you to be my wife and be with me the rest of your life do you know what i think about you?

Hope
why can't you see you torture me you're already thinking about someone else when he comes home you'll be in your arms and i'll be gone but i know my day will come i know someday i'll be the only one so now you wait for his spark you know it'll turn you on he's gonna make you feel the way you want to feel when he starts to lie when he makes you cry you know i'll be there my day will come i know someday i'll be the only one call me selfish call me what you like i think it's right to want someone for all your own and not to share her love and i'll have my way and won't have to say anyway i've got you you didn't stand a chance you want perfection i see your self destruction you don't know what you want it's gonna take you years to find out i'm not giving up and when you've had enough you'll take your bruised little head and you'll come running back to me you know that i'm gonna be the only one.

Bikeage
running out of time again where did you go wrong this time? when your problems overwhelm you go get drunk it's party time take a quaalude, relax your mind relax your body too! run from problems but you'll never get away no one loves you, and you wonder why? sitting there with your mouth full of beer your eyes are glazed, your face is red who's gonna pick you up and use you for tonight? and when you're on the streets with a needle in your arm selling your body for another fix who's gonna pick you up and take you home with them tonight? not me! running out of breath again you're an old maid, but you're only 15 you're losing your little girl's charm cry all night but you'll never get it back don't be afraid, it's not too late save yourself, i need you here wearing off, wearing out i can't think about this cause it makes me sick.

Jean Is Dead
wake up early, mad at you got to school, but where are you you should have told me i should have known but know you're gone and i'm alone your mother told me last night on the phone now you're gone now i'm alone i would have helped you i would have done anything i would have taken you with me or brought you a ring, but now you're gone and, i'm alone!
 
 
 

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