1. Pods And Gods
2. What's The Matter With Parents Today?
Pods And Gods
Martian men are coming to earth they're abducting
all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth Martian men, don't take
me Pods are landing from outer space Pods are duplicating my face Pods
are landing from outer space Pods they leave me alone I don't know what
conventions you go to I don't know what movies you've seen I don't wanna
hear explainations of unexplainable things. It's not that I don't
belive in aliens It's just, I really dont care. I wouldn't mind some
interplanetary freinds until they come on hangin in my hemisphere Holy
ghost is coming to Earth Saving souls of all of the jerks The holy ghost
is coming to earth Savior man don't save me The number 1 son is flippin
the tab payin for sins and under your hat the number 1 son is flippin the
bill let me chip in for the tip I dont understand why you beg for forgiveness
Just before you do it again Is it morals your lifting towards you or actually
help from a man? Its not that I don't belive in Jesus Christ Its
just I care about other things the world could certianly use some miracles,
until then I'll put my faith in human beings.
What's The Matter With Parents Today?
Mom and dad, how'd ya get so rad, when exactly
did you get so hip Wearing teenage clothes youíre always coming to my shows
And telling me that I should mellow out Itís absurd, youíre singing every
word. Youíre not supposed to like my bands, things I like you donít
understand So please put down that rum and coke, thatís no behavior for
old folks Dad and mom, what planet are you from And what convinced you
to pack up and leave Doin drugs and asking me for hugs, whatís the matter
with parents today Not again, when will it end Dads dressing like Motley
Crue and why is moms hair dyed bright blue There staying out till 2 or
3 and then having sex publicly I thought the apple fell far from the tree
Mom and dad I think you ought, to quit smoking so much pot And hanging
with my friends Laying round on the couch, with my Misfits records out
Softly banging their heads Maybe itís just a passing phase Whatís the matter
with my parents these days.