1. Digger
2. Boy Toy Days
3. Dale
4. I Want My Hat Back
5. Lifestyles Of The Middle School Lamest
6. The Boot
7. Rollercoaster Girl
8. String In My Throat
9. Day In The Life Of Joel
10. Bigwheel
11. September
12. Geek Love
13. Ducky's Curse
14. True Blue (Madonna cover song)
Digger
digger... whoa! whoa!... yeah baby!
alright! ...digger!
Boy Toy Days
back in the boy toy days you had the jelly bracelets
and the crazy waves in your hair. i was burning up for your love
with my parachute pants and sequined gloves. you were standing on
the corner on a friday night. you had your hair slicked back, telling
me it's alright to like it. back in the boy toy days. and i
feel like such a jerk, but i'm lucky to be alive. in the classroom
with a smirk back in 1985. back in the boy toy days.
Dale
put 'em all on an island in some other place, then
we'll just have them destroyed. they know what i want, know what
i need. they leave me alone and annoyed. they make me burn,
they make me bleed, they dazzle me. dirty dale ohhh. might
as well be dead, might as well be dumb, might as well be blind. i
can't get a second glance half of the time. must be something in
the water that i drink that makes me like dale... dale... dale. whoa.
put 'em all on an island in some other place, then we'll just have them
destroyed. they know what i want, know what i need. they leave
me alone and annoyed. they make me burn, they make me bleed, they
dazzle me. dirty dale ohhh. so sick and tired of meeting girls
high off of hairspray. so much hair care and nothing to say.
must be something in the water that i drink that makes me like dale...
dale... dale. whoa. they make me tall they make me short, they
make me brown, they make me blue, they make me ugly, they make me cute,
they make me go out and kill at night. i'm so sick and tired of being...
i'm so sick and tired of being... i'm so sick and tired of being... i'm
so sick and tired of being dale.
I Want My Hat Back
i don't wanna talk to you. you don't seem
to understand that. don't come around my house unless you've got
my hat. it's gonna be that simple. i want my hat back (i don't
want to see you). the one with the furry thing on top (i don't want
to talk to you). i want the red one. the one that you kept
in your closet. i want my hat back cause i got a stupid haircut (i
don't want to look at you). i want my hat back, so bad from you (i
don't want to talk to you). i want it back. i don't wanna be
your friend. you don't seem to understand that. how can you
look me in the face when you know you've got my hat? i want
my hat back. i want my hat back (i don't want to see you).
the one with the furry thing on top (i don't want to talk to you).
i want the red one. the one that you kept in your closet. i
want my hat back cause i got a stupid haircut (i don't want to look at
you). i want my hat back, so bad from you (i don't want to talk to
you). i want it back. ahhhh, whoaaaa, ahhhh. i know i've
got a lot of hats, but that's my favorite one. silly girl, silly
girl, give it back. that's my favorite hat. i know i've got
a lot of hats, but that's my favorite one. silly girl, silly girl,
give it back. i don't want to talk to you. i just want my hat
back. i don't wanna be your friend. you don't seem to understand
that. don't come around my house unless you've got my hat.
i want my hat back. i want my hat back (i don't want to see you).
the one with the furry thing on top (i don't want to talk to you).
i want the red one. the one that you kept in your closet. i
want my hat back cause i got a stupid haircut (i don't want to look at
you). i want my hat back, so bad from you (i don't want to talk to
you). i want it back.
Lifestyles Of The Middle School Lamest
I got an a for the day in mr. bishop's class.
mrs. smith can kiss my ass. mrs. quigg is teaching me how to conjugate
those verbs. i got so many detentions i don't know what to do.
i got to see mr. martin after school. i don't wanna have to tell
my dad. my parents are gonna be so mad when they find out.
got caught making fake hall passes. i skipped my social studies classes.
i stole mr. fenerty's glasses. they're so thick, he's such a dick.
mr. fenerty why do you bother me? slap your ruler on my desk when
i'm trying to take a nap. mousy ferraro teaches music. mr.
william's breath is so sick. i got in trouble for throwing food at
lunch. and mr. martin yelled at me. well, he yelled so loud
he made my ears bleed. i got detention forever i wonder if i'll ever
get home when they find out? got caught making fake hall passes.
i skipped my social studies classes. i stole mr. fenerty's glasses.
they're so thick, he's such a dick. mr. fenerty why do you bother
me? slap your ruler on my desk when i'm trying to take a nap.
when they find out. got caught making fake hall passes. i skipped
my social studies classes. i stole mr. fenerty's glasses. they're
so thick, he's such a dick. mr. fenerty, yeah.
The Boot
everytime you come over i want the night to be
over. Two people just can't fit in my bed. so i'm figuring
out a way to get rid of you. does it have to be a hard thing to do?
you gotta get me out of your head. whoaaaa, girl you got it bad,
you got it bad for me. you are gonna get the boot unless i'm in the
right mood. i gotta get you away from me. how can you be so
annoying? i don't wanna go out in public because i'm afraid we'll
be seen. whoaaaa, girl you got it bad, you got it bad for me.
i know i'm gonna have to lie every single time you try and let yourself
inside. i know i'm gonna have to lie every single time you try and
let yourself inside.
Rollercoaster Girl
saw you in line for the big yellow coaster.
i wish i was standing next to you. maybe we could get some cotton
candy, maybe we could get a candy apple too. follow you around the
park (whoa!) from light until it's dark (yeah!). sorry you got so
sick, sorry you got so sick on the tilt-a-whirl. maybe we could kiss
on the yellow coaster and you would follow me to the journey to the center
of the earth. this park's so big we only got one day. tonight
you'll get on that bus and drive away. follow you around the park
(whoa!) from light until it's dark (yeah!). sorry you got so sick,
sorry you got so sick on the tilt-a-whirl. let me buy you some more
cotton candy. it's too bad that you live in new jersey. whoa!
follow you around the park (whoa!) from light until it's dark (yeah!).
sorry you got so sick, sorry you got so sick on the tilt-a-whirl.
String In My Throat
my heart's heavy like sand, you heat it up and
then, it just turns into glass, it's easy for you to smash.
the wreckage is on fire, melted and twisted iron, wood splintered and chipped,
with one hundred nails stuck in it. i choke to talk to you.
i choke to look at you. you're a piece of string in my throat.
my face is like a map, you see where you are at, an X for you are here,
between my eyebrow and my ear. a little tiny mole, you see it from
up close, a picture of your face, tattooed on my face. i choke to
talk to you. i choke to look at you. you're a piece of string
in my throat. i choke to talk to you. i choke to look at you.
you're a piece of string in my throat.
Day In The Life Of Joel
chillin' in salisbury on the corner of oldstone.
gotta go out tonight and get some beer. natalie called me this morning
she was buggin' out (buggin' out!). i said to her that i don't care
i'm chillin'. rolled out of bed, put on my hat, went downstairs yelled
at my dad. didn't have no butts so i had to go, jumped in my car
drove to texaco. didn't have my brand so i got pissed, got on the
phone called up chris. sometimes i wonder (sometimes i wonder) haven't
i suffered enough? it's just a day in the life of joel. it's
just a day in the life of joel. it's just a day in the life of joel.
it's just a day in the life of joel. got my bait, my rod. gonna
catch me some bass. well tonight i hope i catch a piece of ass.
went to liberty lunch to get some 40's for my friends. i'm the only
one with a fake i.d. sometimes i wonder (sometimes i wonder) am i
having too much fun? it's just a day in the life of joel. it's
just a day in the life of joel. it's just a day in the life of joel.
it's just a day in the life of joel. it's just a day in the life
of joel. it's just a day in the life of joel. it's just a day
in the life of joel. it's just a day in the life of joel.
Bigwheel
i'm stuck here all day and i wanna go out and play.
i'm feeling down and depressed. ooh baby! i started to cheer
up. i started to cheer up baby, when you took off your dress.
only if i were you and you were me you'd see. ooh baby! sometimes
it's not that hard comes so easy. baby, if i were you and you were
me you'd see. alright now! sometimes it's not that hard.
i'm looking out, out for my bigwheel. i see it coming down the street.
oh baby! i started to cheer up. i started to cheer up baby,
when you took off your dress. only if i were you and you were me
you'd see. ooh baby! sometimes it's not that hard comes so
easy. baby, if i were you and you were me you'd see. alright
now! sometimes it's not that hard. break it down. break
it down. on my bigwheel, ride around. only if i were you and
you were me you'd see. ooh baby! sometimes it's not that hard
comes so easy. baby, if i were you and you were me you'd see.
alright now! sometimes it's not that hard. yeah.
September
we had so much fun just always in the backyard.
you know just what to say and when i see that expression. if you
would say be mine i would be yours too, but i guess we're too weak and
now what can i do? it gets so dark at night, darker than i remember.
hope everything will be alright. what will i do this september without
you here? i'd love to hear from you now, but your voice sounds like
a razor. should've had a clean shave but maybe things will turn out
better. when i see you there it's just another lesson. i remember
the fun times we had but the future just keeps me guessing. it gets
so cold at night, colder than i remember. i want to hold you tight.
what will i do this december without you here? peel back the bottle
caps and smoke another cigarette. i can't stop my mind from thinking.
i know i really want you back, but i'm not ready yet and i can't get over
it while i'm drinking. drinking! it gets so dark at night,
darker than i remember. hope everything will be alright. what
will i do this september without you here?
Geek Love
break time! i was wondering what you would
think of a stupid guy like me? cause i was thinking it might be real
cool to be with a popular girl like you. you don't even look at me
in school. what can i do to get you to notice me? cause i always
notice you. i guess i was always way too short. i was never
any good at sports. i don't want a letter on my shirt. i don't
want to be just like kurt. i want to be your man. i want to
hold your hand. i want you to be my girlfriend. we could be
a team. oh baby! we could be ok. we don't have to hear
what they think, so why should we care what they say? we could go
to the movies get some popcorn and an icee-freeze. oh well, i guess
that that's ok. i forgot what i was going to say. doesn't really
matter anyway. hey, hey. i could call you on the phone.
nobody has to know. maybe i could walk you home from school.
that would be my dream. baby please! that would be so cool.
you don't have to tell anybody, you can still treat me like a fool.
we could be a team. oh baby! we could be ok. that would
be my dream. whoa, yeah, yeah, baby. that would be so cool.
you don't have to tell anybody, you can still treat me like a fool.
i might just be a geek, but i'm a geek in love with you. geek, whoa
baby! geek love!
Ducky's Curse
running home to get your call. call me molly.
it's so nice when you don't call. i'm such a loser. i'm giving
away my blood to please you. can't you see there's something wrong
with me. i've been laid out flat so many times before, what's one
more? someone's got it in for me. just like, just like ducky.
every time i go to sleep at night and i see that picture of your face.
i'm thinking about my dreams for you and how they'll be erased. i'm
pretty... i'm pretty... pretty cursed in pink.
True Blue (Madonna cover song)
hey! what? listen. i've had other
guys. i've looked into their eyes. but i never knew love before,
until you walked through my door. i've had other lips. i've
sailed a thousand ships. but i'm never gonna let you go cause you're
the one for me baby this i know. cause its true love. you're
the one i'm dreaming of. your love fits me like a glove and its gonna
be true blue. baby i love you. i've heard all the lines.
i've cried so many times. but those tear drops, they'll never fall
again. i'm so excited that you're my best friend. so if you
should ever doubt. wonder what love is all about. just sit
back and remember dear, those words whispered in your ear. cause
its true love. you're the one i'm dreaming of. your love fits
me like a glove and its gonna be true blue. baby i love you.
no, no more sadness, kiss it goodbye. the sun is bursting right out
of the sky. i've searched the whole world for someone like you.
and its gonna be true love oh baby, true love oh baby, true love oh baby,
true love, it's true. so if you should ever doubt. wonder what
love is all about. just sit back and remember dear, those words whispered
in your ear. true love oh baby.