1. Green Corn
2. The Moron Brothers
3. Shower Days
4. Food, Sex, & Ewe
5. Just The Flu
6. El Lay
7. New Boobs
8. Cheese
9. Where's My Slice?
10. Together On The Sand
11. Nowhere
12. Brain Constipation
13. Gonoherpasyphilaids
14. I Don't Want You Around
15. The Malachi Crunch
Green Corn
Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't
wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do And when
I think of all the people that I don't wanna meet I close my eyes and go
to sleep Tully, baby, you're trapped behind your golden bars I'm the prince
of poverty hangin' out in bars Your life's a Mercedes, a mansion with a
pool My life's on a bus stop just waiting for some fuel Your obviousness
disgusts me I see thru your macho lies I'll fight everything you stand
for There's something in your purse baby, my head is getting sore Maybe
what we had was just green corn.
The Moron Brothers
Talking about the Moron Bros, tattooed fingers,
tattooed toes They're idiots, losers, they're scum Taking advantage of
everyone You're a dog, they're your fleas Doing everything they can to
spread disease They'll take your beer, they'll take your drugs Leave with
you microscopic bugs Their company is something you won't miss Then your
icetrays are filled with piss They are the Moron Brothers Don't get along
with others They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich
They'll leach, they'll latch, they are the itch you can't scratch Do do
do do do do do do da do do... They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids
closed Tabasco's in your mouth, there's mustard up your nose When your
head is shaved you'll think the worst has passed Just try to move your
leg they've put you in a cast They are the Moron Brothers Don't get along
with others They may not go down in history But they'll go down on your
sister.
Shower Days
In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about
to break I scratch my balls I rub my eyes Just feeling lousy My girlfriend
tells me that It's time to take a bath I say, "No, not today, it's only
Tuesday" Once every 24 hours I'm supposed to take a shower That's not the
way I do it Do it do it Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind I
don't want to do it Do it do it It doesn't make a difference to me Everyday
I do the same old thing So why should I have to be clean? Those dreaded
Wednesdays and Saturdays Also known as shower days I hate them.
Food, Sex, & Ewe
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me I'd rather
watch 10 hours of T.V. But since I can't I'll think of food I'll think
of sex I'll think of music And I'll think of you I'd rather have a cold
one by the sea I'd rather have you sitting on top o'me But since I'm here
and you're so far away I'll read about Zaphod Beeblebrox As I pass the
day, hey I'd rather not spend my whole night driving I'd rather not be
on so much caffeine But since you're in bed and I'm sleeping on some floor
I'll think of you and I'll wish that I was home.
Just The Flu
Looking back to the past, predictions of the end
Unseen ultra violet rays are beating on my head Nuclear threat wanna bet
will be our demise The day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skies
When the news had spread, that soon we'd all be dead Well it just blew
our minds No one could have guessed that our worst fears at best Figments
of our time So it seems that our dreams will never come to be How could
such a stupid thing destroy humanity? A few weeks till extinction
and there's nothing we can do A message sent to other worlds will say,
"It was just the flu" There's no lesson to be learned There's no one left
to learn it.
El Lay
Get out of my way, can't you see I'm from L.A.?
Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattoo I bet I know way more people
than you I just love this town, my girlfriend weights 84 pounds Met her
at the Cathouse where I get in for free She pays the rent while I watch
T.V. When we go out tonight, gotta get my hair just right Tight black pants
and blue suede shoes I'll get my picture in Rock City News Gotta get those
flyers out, might meet a talent scout And he will talk contracts with me
My fame and fortune and MTV.
New Boobs
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs
are not as big as I want them to be I want 36D I'm not receiving enuff
affection Gonna get me a silicon injection And fulfill my dreams, bust
through my seams My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man When I
need is cosmetic surgery Be the best I can be Proteins, and milkshakes,
mass vitamin consumption Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless
and quick, local anesthetic Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection wherever I go, but I still don't
know The reason why I can't find a mate Guys I meet ejaculate Then leave
through the door, I can't take anymore.
Cheese
It's been a long time Now it's time to get your
bubble burst Things are bad enough in this world Why do you have to make
them worse? Day after day, you just gotta get it.
Where's My Slice?
So sick and tired of your bitching and complaining
So long you've been oppressed while others lives are gaining Want reparations,
you're needy and deserving Can't understand why some are served while you're
doing the serving Anything but responsibility Where's my slice? I
want more than equal rights I want everything for free! You waste
your time concerned with what others are earning You want a revolution
to start the tables turning A demonstration to make a better nation We'll
spend the day protesting all the problems that we're facing Anything but
face reality Where's my slice... Your brilliant theory how the world owes
you a living You'll take away from others the things they should be giving
They own the pie and you want your share Whoever told you life was fair?
You were dealt your hand - now play it Where's my slice...
Together On The Sand
Together on the sand, we walked hand in hand On
the beachfront, she smiled at me As she tightly held my hand I had my finger
up her... Country music played on the radio So I turned it off and we walked
down To the water, as she grabbed on to my honker A wave swept us away.
Nowhere
You can't believe the things you see and read The
Soviet threat Our pseudo enemy What's scaring me? Our foreign policy
To make the world safe for business Call it democracy Our human nature,
it's all the same We spend our lives in the pursuit of happiness So stop
the hate, open the iron gate It's our destiny to make the cold war history
You think I give a shit If you're a socialist If you're a capitalist We've
all got to exist On this planet with nowhere to run The millions of brainwashed
must open their eyes We are one With us over here and them over there Barbed
wire borders are going nowhere.
Brain Constipation
Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Am I alone
in this world Is there anyone listening? Appease me, can't find a
reason to be Alienation, is taking over me I'm going away, can't go on
any longer I really don't know why I just gotta die I never thought this
was how it would end The body swinging, I see it over and over again Vanian
singing, can I ever listen to it again? A cry for attention was a
cry never heard With no one listening, there was nothing to be heard Nothing
to be heard.
Gonoherpasyphilaids
Sitting in a room waiting for some news Sitting
in a room with white knuckles Not feeling so good I didn't do the things
I should I said, "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me" He had this expression
he didn't know what to say "It seems that you've contracted a new strain."
How could this happen to me? Another victim another casualty From
fucking casually, another casualty All the times I should have worn a jimmy
hat All the times I said, "What the fuck, I won't look back, that's not
for me." I wouldn't listen to reason Now look at me.
I Don't Want You Around
Jenny, so many times I tried to get away But you
kept following me all over town I'll display it, there's no way to say
it I don't just want you, I just don't want you around I don't want you
around, you follow me around It's really bringing me down. I don't
want you around When it was time to go I had nothing to say Don't you look
at me, don't you look at me that way "I love you!" Oh, really? Please
go away What gave you the idea? Get it out of your head You follow
us around, we're not the Grateful Dead I wanted to be friends but you wanted
more So, like I told you before, I don't want you around.
The Malachi Crunch
Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenaline
pumping through your veins? A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets
are stained How do you rationalize, what do you see in your reflection?
A kid just having fun, A soldiers bloodied boot impression One for all
and all for one, especially when it's ten on one You don't care what you're
doing, you know it sure is fun If it happened to your mother would you
laugh so hard? Well, that was someone's son or brother That you kicked
so hard This time you went too far What's the matter, don't you feel alright?
Do you feel remorse? Or are the handcuffs on a little too tight?
Now that your friends are gone, you've got no defense, no protection 5
or 6 times a day you receive your hot beef injection I hope every time
you're cornholed terror fills your mind The one emotion you have inspired
one too many times.