Short Music For Short People
 

1.  Fizzy Bangers - Short Attention Span
2.  Less Than Jake - Anchor
3.  Teen Idols - Ketchup Soup
4.  Terrorgruppe - All Cops Are Bastards
5.  Good Riddance - Overcoming Learned Behavior
6.  Chixdiggit - Quit Yer Job
7.  The Living End - Ready
8.  Bad Religion - Out Of Hand
9.  Hi-Standard - Asian Pride
10.  Aerobitch - Steamroller Blues
11. Nerf Herder - Doin' Laundry
12.  Bigwig - Freegan
13.  Undeclinable Ambuscade - Not Again
14.  Fury 66 - Waste Away
15.  The Ataris - The Radio Still Sucks
16.  Unwritten Law - Armageddon Singalong
17.  AFI - Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair, And Hopelessness
18.  Dillinger 4 - Farts Are Jazz To Assholes
19.  Spread - Surf City
20.  Swingin' Utters - Back To You
21.  The Barfeeders - Outhouse Of Doom
22.  Citizen Fish - Alienation
23.  Blink 182 - Family Reunion
24.  Goober Patrol - Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin
25.  Killswitch - Saturday Night
26.  Enemy You - Bedroom Windows
27.  No Use For A Name - Sara Fisher
28.  Green Day - The Ballad Of Wilhelm Fink
29.  Consumed - Delraiser Part III: Del On Earth
30.  The Mr. T Experience - Told You Once
31.  Lagwagon - Randal Gets Drunk
32.  Gwar - Fishfuck
33.  The Dickies - Howdy Doody In The Woodshed
34.  Samiam - Long Enough To Forget You
35.  Dogpiss - Erik Sandin's Stand-In
36.  59 Times The Pain - We Want The Kids
37.  Bracket - Warren's Song Part 8
38.  No Means No - No Fgcnuik
39.  Descendents - I Like Food
40.  Dance Hall Crashers - Triple Track
41.  Guttermouth - Don Camero Lost His Mind
42.  Limp - X-99
43.  Jugheads Revenge - Faust
44.  Circle Jerks - Deny Everything
45.  The Offspring - Hand Grenades
46.  Mad Caddies - Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead
47.  The Criminals - Union Yes
48.  Screeching Weasel - Dirty Needles
49.  One Man Army - 300 Miles
50.  Strung Out - Klawsterfobia
51.  Youth Brigade - You Don't Know Shit
52.  Groovie Ghoulies - Doin' Fine
53.  Tilt - John For The Working Man
54.  Spazz - A Prayer For The Complete And Utter Eradication Of All Generic Pop-Punk
55.  The Damned - It's A Real Time Thing
56.  88 Fingers Louie - All My Friends Are In Popular Bands
57.  D.O.A. - I Hate Punk Rock
58.  Pulley - Fun
59.  The Vandals - To All The Kids
60.  Pennywise - 30 Seconds Till The End Of The World
61.  No Fun At All - Get A Grip
62.  Sick Of It All - Blatty (Human Egg)
63.  All - I Got None
64.  Nofx - See Her Pee
65.  7 Seconds - F.O.F.O.D.
66.  Rancid - Blacklisted
67.  Diesel Boy - Chandeliers & Souvenirs
68.  Adrenalin O.D. - Your Kung Fu Is Old... And Now You Must Die!
69.  Frenzal Rhomb - My Pants Keep Falling Down
70.  The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts
71.  D.I. - Comin' To Your Town
72.  Black Flag - Spray Paint
73.  White Flag - Rage Against The Machine Are Capitalist Phonies
74.  Anti-Flag - Bring It To An End
75.  Avail - Not A Happy Man
76.  The Real McKenzies - Old Mrs. Cuddy
77.  Agnostic Front - Traitor
78.  Down By Law - Life Rules 101
79.  Radio Days - Wake Up
80.  Useless ID - Too Bad You Don't Get It
81.  Poison Idea - Humanity
82.  Men O' Steel - In Your Head
83.  Subhumans - Supermarket Forces
84.  Buck Wild - Tribute To The Mammal
85.  Lunachicks - Pretty Houses
86.  Dwarves - The Band That Wouldn't Die
87.  The Bouncing Souls - Like A Fish In Water
88.  Trigger Happy - Turn It Up
89.  One Hit Wonder - Madam's Apple
90.  Hotbox - Staggering
91.  20% - DMV
92.  Snuff - Big Fat Skinhead
93.  The Muffs - Pimmel
94.  H2O - Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun
95.  Bodyjar - Wake Up
96.  Nicotine - Eyez
97.  Satanic Surfers - Another Stale Cartoon
98.  Ten Foot Pole - I Don't Mind
99.  Caustic Soda - Welcome To Dumpsville, Population You
100.  Misfits - NY Ranger
101.  Wizo - The Count
 

Fizzy Bangers - Short Attention Span
why can't people understand i got a short attention span... short attention span.

Less Than Jake - Anchor
this one goes out to the kids who drove 6 hours in a stolen car, then missed the show.  this one goes out to never losing sight of all the "how it's been" and "how it was". here's to just sinking the ship and not giving a shit.  here's to sinking fast with everyone else.  this one goes out to another night with no sleep, crimpshrine records and gainsville streets.  this one goes out to mike, var, mike and tony, all, snuff, jon, terri, shaun, and andre.  here's to just sinking the ship and not giving a shit.  here's to sinking fast with everyone else.  thank you.

Teen Idols - Ketchup Soup
it may be hard when it's just me and you.  hope makes a meal when we eat ketchup soup.  i know it's hard when we sell plasma to pay for dinner.  i promise it'll all pay off someday.  it's funny, no money, makes children's noses runny.  it may be hard when it's just me and you.  hope makes a meal when we eat ketchup soup.  it may be hard when it's just me and you.  hope makes a meal when we eat ketchup soup.

Terrorgruppe - All Cops Are Bastards (All Comic Heroes Are Fascist Pigs)
mickey mouse, superman, fantastic four, dick tracey, spiderman.  lucky luke, judge dread, clever & smart.  power rangers, ninja turtles, batman.  all cops are bastards.  barbecue their dicks, barbecue their dicks.  all cops are bastards.  roast their penises.  yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good Riddance - Overcoming Learned Behavior

Chixdiggit - Quit Yer Job
you quit yer job.  screwed you around.  screwed you around.  screwed you around.  screwed you around.  whatever you do don't start a band.  do don't start a band.  do don't start a band.  do don't start a band.

The Living End - Ready

Bad Religion - Out Of Hand
don't wanna have to take your shit anymore.  i finally concluded that life is way too short.  the ticking of the hourglass, the tiny grains of sand.  they beckon me like gravity, like signposts on the land.  and you got what you wanted without force or reprimand.  the seconds are all running out, this burdens out of hand.  let's go.

Hi-Standard - Asian Pride
get out of my way.  i'm gonna say, "little hot hard dick".  asian pride!  get out of my way.  i'm gonna say, "godzilla went to hollywood".  asian pride!  bland country.  no speak english.  but we wanna see the outside world.  get out of my way.  i'm gonna say, "can we all have asian pride?".  la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

Aerobitch - Steamroller Blues
i work with dedication and i love spreading tar.  i decided to live in a mobile home so i wouldn't leave my steambaby alone.  don't need no companionship.  i have her vibrating chair.  i polish the machine every night and day to make sure her power's always there.  so in a act of supreme love i sacrificed my life.  i wanna feel her total weight rolling over me, blowing my mind.

Nerf Herder - Doin' Laundry
knee high!  argyle!  tube!  i was thinking of you while i jerked off into my sock last night.  i was thinking of you while i jerked off into my sock.  i was thinking of you, i wish i had more than two, cause i didn't have anything else to do.  i was thinking of you while i jerked off into my sock.  can i be done now?

Bigwig - Freegan
i'd club a baby seal, but you know i won't ingest it.  i'd tell my vegan girlfriend.  you know i wouldn't suggest it.  all my shoes are leather, and i don't care whether or not, all the cute little animals were to be shot!  were to be shot.  consider someone else and stop preaching about animals.

Undeclinable Ambuscade - Not Again
no, not again.  against the world.  why always us against the world?  no, not again.  not us again.  why always us against the world?

Fury 66 - Waste Away
holding on to dreams once made.  watching them come true just in time to see them fade.  feel them slip away as i lay here wide awake.  now it's gone and i'm left behind, i'm grasping on to days gone by.  life is short... don't forget to dream.

The Ataris - The Radio Still Sucks
I'm really fucking sick of Beck and 311, And Marylin Manson, I wish someone would break his fucking neck.  And what about Bush And lame-ass Oasis?  Hey, talk about pretentious, why don't they just blow England off the map?  Every now and then I turn it on again But it's plain to see that The radio still sucks.  Every now and then I turn it on again But it's plain to see that The radio still sucks.

Unwritten Law - Armageddon Singalong
i'm a freak in the land of hypocracy.  i'm a man in this place that's gone down.  i'm a girl and the world was inside of me.  and no one's left around.  i'm a jew on the field of maternity.  and i'm the leader of the klu klux klan.  and i'm the black in the panther.  (???).  and there's no one left around.  cause this place is going down.  i'm a geek real freak show wannabe.  just leave me be.  just leave me be.  i'm a freak so give me a lobotomy.  lock me up and throw away the key.

AFI - Hearts Frozen Soil Sod Once More By The Spring Of Rage, Despair, And Hopelessness
whoa!  i will die screaming!  whoa!  scream my last breath in useless anguish.  tear the sun from the sky.  whoa!  i will die screaming.  whoa!  die screaming!

Dillinger 4 - Farts Are Jazz To Assholes
i kind of feel i've lost the words and the reasons.  i sit at home, drinking by myself.  i get a headache from the things i believe in.  the simple truths can be so absolute.  i'll take my chances on the morning paper.  a little bit of twitching and a workout maybe.  i've got nothing to say, it's not the first time.  i don't care, so do your worst.  cause i've got nothing to say, got nothing to say.

Spread - Surf City

Swingin' Utters - Back To You

The Barfeeders - Outhouse Of Doom
up in humboldt county seated on the altar, outhouse man squats and submits his proposal right through the lid to the pyramid.  he's the major of the outhouse of doom.  it's a holy roadhouse in the heart of the emerald triangle.  he talks to me, offering a maple leaf.  there he sits, the man in the outhouse.  there he sits in the outhouse of doom.  there he sits, the man in the outhouse.  there he sits in the outhouse of doom.

Citizen Fish - Alienation
ritual containment scenes.  traffic stuck on tv screens.  signs, instructions, and machines.  getting used to empty dreams.  the screaming of an empty face.  alienation.  so open it up and let it go.  talk to people you never know.  it's how ideas originate.  acceptance nullifies debate.  silence keeps us in our place.  alienation.

Blink 182 - Family Reunion
shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.  shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.  shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.  shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat.  i fucked your mom.  i wanna suck my dad and my mommie too.  oh, is this thing on?

Goober Patrol - Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin

Killswitch - Saturday Night
the aching in the head.  that hole in the heart.  you know just what i mean.  you know just what i mean.  you know just what i mean.  yeah.  3 am saturday night.  3 am saturday night.  3 am saturday night.  night.

Enemy You - Bedroom Windows
i know a girl who strives to better this planet every day.  and there is a boy who knows his actions won't change a thing anyway.  and out their bedroom windows they both stare.  those that hurt most are the ones that give a fuck to care.  and i know that's life, but it still sucks.

No Use For A Name - Sara Fisher
hello this is sara fisher, please wait on the line.  there's so many things i'd like to say, but you're busy all the time.  she gives us ____ posters, sealed tight with a smile.  and you know she'll be there from 10 to 5.  hello this is sara fisher, yeah.

Green Day - The Ballad Of Wilhelm Fink
said that i'd meet you at the berkeley marina.  3 a.m. when no one will be found.  all i got in mind is a boone's farm jug of wine.  smash a bottle in the parking lot.  but considering our luck we'll get busted by the cops.  instead of sex, we'll go to jail, another lesson learned and failed.

Consumed - Delraiser Part III: Del On Earth
del's alright with me when i work with him for free.  he stops me lying on my lazy head, in bed.  del does sandwiches and flavored packs of crisps.  that's alright you see, just he doesn't pay enough money.  del's alright with me.  del's alright with me.  del's alright with me.  just he doesn't pay enough money.

The Mr. T Experience - Told You Once
fuck the fucking fucked up fucks.  this fucked up fuckers fucking suck.  i told you once you stupid cunts, you fucked up fuckers are all fucked up.

Lagwagon - Randal Gets Drunk
he shouts "fire!" in a crowded room, with some conscious intent.  draws a jaggy great line between freedom and excess.  he returns it with a sound of hope and falling on deaf thoughts.  randal gets drunk.  randal's fine.

Gwar - Fishfuck
ah yeah.  i said fishfuck, baby.  i'm gonna fuck you with a fish.  gonna take a river carp and ram it up your butt.  you slut... you whore.  why are you my mom?  why are you my mom?  why are you my mom?  why are you my mom?  fishfuck.

The Dickies - Howdy Doody In The Woodshed
his hair is red, his eyes are green.  he's like a person that you've never seen.  he'll sing and dance, he's been to france.  but now he doesn't seem to stand a chance.  that's when i saw howdy doody in the woodshed.  howdy doody in the woodshed.  howdy doody in the woodshed, the woodshed.  and curse his job, he works with bob.  cause he was swinging from an old corn cob.  and that's the thing, bob pulls the strings.  so now you know it when you hear me sing howdy doody, howdy doody, howdy doody in the woodshed.

Samiam - Long Enough To Forget You

Dogpiss - Erik Sandin's Stand-In

59 Times The Pain - We Want The Kids

Bracket - Warren's Song Part 8
the bags underneath my eyes catch all the tears i cry.  where were you when everything went wrong?  you suck colors from my life.  you took away my paradise.  don't come crawling back when i move on.  just tell me what you see when you look down at me.  i'm sure there's something that i'm doing wrong again.

No Means No - No Fgcnuik

Descendents - I Like Food
i like food, food tastes good!  i like food, food tastes good!  i like food, food tastes good!  i like food, food tastes good!  juicy burgers, greasy fries.  turkey legs and raw fish eyes.  teenage girls, with ketchup too!  get out of my way, or i'll eat you.   i like food, food tastes good!  i like food, food tastes good!  i'm going to turn dining back into eating.  i like food, food tastes good!  i like food, food tastes good!

Dance Hall Crashers - Triple Track
got in a fight with fat mike when he called and told me to write a 30 second song for his little cd.  tried to explain that i needed more to go on.  what motivation, where is he coming from?

Guttermouth - Don Camero Lost His Mind
magician's, don camero's lost his mind.  get ready for don camero's super mega-sale bananza.  total liquidation on all magic and pet supplies.  ducks, bots, turtles, magic wands, and gorgeous broad assistants.  and that's just the beginning.  snakes, magic hats, puppies sweaters, disappearing ink.  all at prices too low to mention.  only at don camero's magic events.  that's don camero's magic events.  see ya there.

Limp - X-99

Jugheads Revenge - Faust

Circle Jerks - Deny Everything
innocent, until i'm proven guilty.  deny everything.  deny everything.  i'm being framed.  it's all a set-up.  deny everything.  deny everything.  i'm just a spook in the wheel.  part of the puzzle, part of the game.  i'm being framed.  innocent, until i'm proven guilty.  deny everything.  deny everything.  deny everything.  deny everything.

The Offspring - Hand Grenades
let's make hand grenades from common things around the house.  let's make hand grenades, listen up, we'll show you how.  ok, now take an old beer bottle.  fill it up with gasoline.  Some paint thinner for good measure.  And a sprinkle of maganese.  Now stuff a sock into the top.  With a zippo, you'll be keen.  let's make hand grenades, hours of fun in a little jar.  let's make hand grenades, try one out on your neighbor's car.

Mad Caddies - Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead

The Criminals - Union Yes
union!  union!  union!  you say you hate big business and  you get no respect.  your paycheck is short and you get no benefits.  together we have power, alone we have none.  we do a thorough job.  after work we go have fun.  union!  you say we're too expensive, but we're trained to do it right.  union!  the first time not the fourth time.  so organize yourselves.  union!  start tonight.

Screeching Weasel - Dirty Needles
If you're gonna shoot up, please don't use somebody else's needles Cause you don't know where that somebody has been, oh no If you're gonna use junk, please don't be a dirty cotton kid Because you might end up with AIDS or something else, oh no If you're gonna shoot up, don't use dirty needles Baby, if you're gonna shoot speed, don't use dirty needles Baby, if you're gonna shoot smack, don't use dirty needles Baby, if you're gonna shoot up, don't use dirty needles.

One Man Army - 300 Miles

Strung Out - Klawsterfobia
the view from this perspective's getting stale.  as my best defenses crumble one more time.  the walls are gettin' tighter, voices gettin' louder.  desperation's growing inside my mind.  so i just hide away.  i don't want anything from you!

Youth Brigade - You Don't Know Shit
you think we're assholes, you don't know shit.  never even met us you hateful little prick.  we never were a straight edge band.  you're thinking of dc.  we drink, we smoke, we fuck, we fight.  we're no pc fantasy.  so if we're assholes just let us be.  do what you want with your life, but don't judge me.  we drink, we smoke, we fuck, we fight, we fuck...

Groovie Ghoulies - Doin' Fine
hey kepi, how you doing?  i'm doing fine so leave me alone, so leave me alone, so leave me alone.  i'm doing fine so leave me alone, so leave me alone, so leave me alone.  i'm doing fine so leave me alone, so leave me alone, so leave me alone.  i'm doing fine so leave me alone, so leave me alone, so leave me alone.  leave me alone.

Tilt - John For The Working Man
john for the working man.  he's always on the road.  john for the working man.  try to help him load.  he's up in the morning, rolls out of the van.  just another truck stop for the working man.  counting the shirts and he's counting the change.  it's another working day.  john for the working man.  breaking hearts in every port.  john for the working man.  he's all we can afford.

Spazz - A Prayer For The Complete And Utter Eradication Of All Generic Pop-Punk
fuck your phony bands and shitty harmonies.  bad melodic hardcore is the plague that you breed.  go get fucked.  you'll be run out of town in the chain-wallet meltdown.  ska and swing are far from best, and quit trying to be nofx.  hop from one trend to the next.  30 seconds from now you're gonna get wrecked.

The Damned - It's A Real Time Thing
time, enemy of mine.  all the seconds ticking by.  procrastination, say goodbye.  time to die.

88 Fingers Louie - All My Friends Are In Popular Bands

D.O.A. - I Hate Punk Rock

Pulley - Fun

The Vandals - To All The Kids

Pennywise - 30 Seconds Till The End Of The World

No Fun At All - Get A Grip

Sick Of It All - Blatty (Human Egg)
shorter, whiter, browner, greener.  it's more blatty than a human egg.  more blatty than a human egg.  it's more blatty than a human egg.  more blatty than a human egg.  a human egg.

All - I Got None
lonely and i'll always be alone.  burning bridges, now i've burned my own.  so long for now.  nothing ceases to amaze me.  don't know why i do this to myself.  are you gonna tell me to sit down and listen up?  and patience... i got none.

Nofx - See Her Pee
she adlibs like stereo, with the bass and treble down.  she's got tits like microwaves, burritos that explode.  what i wouldn't give to see her pee... between 2 parked cars, on a well lit street, 5th and main.

7 Seconds - F.O.F.O.D.
we don't have too much time now... to say too many things.  words all cramped up together.  we'll do our best to sing.  wo oh oh oh, wo oh oh oh oh!  and now we're almost finished... the end is coming soon.  just one more verse and chorus, but there is no more room.  wo oh oh oh, wo oh oh oh oh!

Rancid - Blacklisted
whatcha gonna do now that you've been blacklisted?  whatcha gonna do now that you've been blacklisted?  blacklisted, ahh yeah.  blacklisted, ah yeah.

Diesel Boy - Chandeliers & Souvenirs
you use to sing to me through fits of irony, before the war between the spanish and americans.  you use to wear my clothes and read to me from those... old high school year books that you found at your garage sale.  black and white movies on your tv.  madonna records on the floor.  these things are yours now.  force to run forever through my head.

Adrenalin O.D. - Your Kung Fu Is Old... And Now You Must Die!

Frenzal Rhomb - My Pants Keep Falling Down
it's public humiliation, it's not something that i fear.  always attract attention.  i can't see why my pants keep falling down.  ah these fuckin' pants fell off.  my pants keep falling down.

The Queers - I Hate Your Fucking Guts

D.I. - Comin' To Your Town
d.i.'s coming soon to your town.  tons of new merch so come on down.  you can dance and play.  tweakin' and drinkin' your nights away.  friends we'll always be... if you collect all our cds.  d.i.  d.i.

Black Flag - Spray Paint
it feels good to say what i want.  it feels good to knock things down.  it feels good to see disgust in their eyes.  it feels good, i'm gonna go wild.  spray paint the walls.  don't want to see the plan succeed.  won't be room for people like me.  my life is their disease.  it feels good, i'm gonna go wild.  spray paint the walls.  feels so good to say what i want.  feels so good to knock things down.  it feels good to see disgust in their eyes.  it feels good, i'm gonna go wild.  spray paint the walls.  it feels good, i'm gonna go wild.

White Flag - Rage Against The Machine Are Capitalist Phonies

Anti-Flag - Bring It To An End
we've got just 30 seconds to sing to you about... nationalism, fascism, corporate greed, hate, nazis and the president.  the downfall of the state.  we've got just 30 seconds to sing to you about... sexism, corporate whores, the pope and rape.  christian fucks, right wing whores.  the problems that we face.   we've got to bring it to an end...  we've got to bring it to an end...  we've got to bring it to an end...  we've got to bring it to an end...

Avail - Not A Happy Man
well i'm being tortured.  i'm in a cherry orchard.  but i can't pick one.  i'm being tortured.  i'm in a cherry... not a happy man.  not a happy man.  not a happy man.  not a happy man.  i'm being tortured, i'm in a cherry... not a happy man.  not a happy man.  it sucks... just leave it.

The Real McKenzies - Old Mrs. Cuddy

Agnostic Front - Traitor
when you're with me you're my best friend.  then when you leave you're a fucking hypocrite.  traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor.  you're a fucking two faced.  you're a fucking two faced.  you're a fucking two faced.  you're a fucking two faced.  traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor.  when you're with me you're my best friend.  then when you leave you're a fucking hypocrite.  traitor, traitor, traitor, traitor.  you're a fucking two faced.  you're a fucking two faced.  you're a fucking two faced.  you're a fucking two faced.

Down By Law - Life Rules 101
hold onto fun as long as you can.  cause life is short, and this is your time.  be smart and tough.  find one true love and do your best to not fall in line.  to not fall in line.

Radio Days - Wake Up

Useless ID - Too Bad You Don't Get It
nothing feels better then learning to face all the fears that's been guiding you for years.  nothing feels right when you can't sleep at night.  wondering does any body care?  i don't care, but i'm aware of the things we used to say when we were young.  they don't belong in our lives, please don't live a lie.

Poison Idea - Humanity

Men O' Steel - In Your Head
they can't tell you if it's wrong or if it's right, you can't trust them, they're in your head.  they say it's all ok, but they're fucking up your life everyday, you cannot realize until you fall down.

Subhumans - Supermarket Forces
forty years in the local store.  got forced out by the supermarket.  the price of all your favorite meals stays low but now you can't afford it.  send in the supermarket forces.  stick it on a card to save you cash.  they know your details in a flash.  streamlined sets the mental tone.  now everyone's a shopping clone.  send in the supermarket forces.

Buck Wild - Tribute To The Mammal
life can be, so absurd, break it into two separate words.  li is for livestock and fe is for feed.  is this the lifestyle that we need to lead?  feed the masses for today.  test on the animals cause who's going to say no!

Lunachicks - Pretty Houses

Dwarves - The Band That Wouldn't Die

The Bouncing Souls - Like A Fish In Water

Trigger Happy - Turn It Up
just enough to kill yourself everyday.  "make it fucking louder" next time we play... turn it up.  our battle cry, all for one!  you make it worse by saying "it's too loud."  i wanna hear till it hurts.  turn it up.  volume know stroked like my dick.  turn it up.  you better crank it all around.  turn it up.  turn it up, i'm coming down.

One Hit Wonder - Madam's Apple

Hotbox - Staggering
why i'm on the wagon?  well... you'll find me in a world of shit.  i'll try to knock off every chip.  up on the bar i'll start to strip.  destroying my relationship.  goodbye mind, goodbye life.  i can't drink no alcohol or i won't have no money left.  i won't have no honey left.  i won't have no money left.

20% - DMV

Snuff - Big Fat Skinhead

The Muffs - Pimmel

H2O - Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun
mr. brett, please put down your gun.  mr. brett, please put down your gun.  oh man, uh we were just kidding dude.  oh look, he's coming in here.  oh shit, he really does have a gun.  get out of here.  no, seriously, he's aiming the gun at us.  its only a joke.  (gun shot noises)  no brett, brett, don't shoot!  brett!  (machine gun noises)  um, you guys are a little flat.

Bodyjar - Wake Up

Nicotine - Eyez

Satanic Surfers - Another Stale Cartoon
punk's not dead.  it just deserves to die.  when it becomes another stale cartoon.  a close minded, self centered, social club.  ideals don't matter.  ideals don't matter.  it's who you know.  chickenshit conformist.  chickenshit conformist.

Ten Foot Pole - I Don't Mind
the pedals go round and round.  i'm low on gas.  i've given up on going fast.  cause i've been here and i've been there.  and not too much surprises me now.  i've seen it all, but i don't mind.  i'll find a bright side one more time.  and i don't mind.  i'll give it one more try.  cause even if my legs are chopped off, as long as i have a thumb i'll catch a ride.

Caustic Soda - Welcome To Dumpsville, Population You
it's just not working out.  it's not what i expected.  it's not you, it's me.  i'm setting you free.  you'd look better with somebody else.  i'm really sorry.  i don't get on with your friends (i'm nothing to savor).  it's the same problem we had last week (i'm doing you a favor).  i miss every call for boy's night out.  you're lucky i'm leaving.  you deserve better.

Misfits - NY Ranger
i wanna be a new york ranger.  i wanna live a life of danger.  i wanna be a new york ranger.  i wanna live a life of danger.  whoa.  whoa.  whoa.  ranger from new york.

Wizo - The Count
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 second song.
 
 
 

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