1. Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)
2. Juice Head (Traditional)
3. Three On Speed
4. New Happy Birthday Song?
5. Talking 'Bout Yo' Momma
6. Party Enema
7. Can't Get The Stink Out
8. Go To Work Wasted
9. Fuck Da Kids
10. Whoa On The Whoas
11. 3 Shits To The Wind
12. Puke On Cops
13. I Gotta Pee (Untraditional)
14. Totally Fucked
Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)
fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck.
fun things to fuck. fun things to fuck. fuck the front door,
fuck the back. fuck the good girls with the knack. fuck the
government until they fuck you back. fuck a muslim, fuck a jew.
fuck fans of blink 182. that's illegal if you were born in '83.
yeah, yeah, yeah. fuck a bean cheese burrito. fuck a bowl of
cookie dough. fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
fuck a cop, fuck a marine. fuck a jar of vaseline. fuck a calzone
with pepperoni. fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf. fuck chris cringle
with an elf. but before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!
Juice Head (Traditional)
juice head. juice head. juice head.
juice head. juice head. juice head.
Three On Speed
all we need, a little methanphetamens. three
on speed. a little subversality. what we do, is nothing you
know about. who are you? definently not one of us. all
we need is a little pick me up. i don't really care is its clean
or if its cut. so give it to me now or you're gonna bring us down,
yeah hey. give me some skin, yeah. who are them? they
don't know shit about us. different strokes, because we wanna live
our lives faster. gonna burn the candle down at all three ends.
live fast, die fun. all we need is a little pick me up. i don't
really care is its clean or if its cut. so give it to me now or you're
gonna bring us down, yeah hey. wahoo! hot damn!
New Happy Birthday Song?
happy birthday, you're not special. you're
getting older, but not much better. we all want to embarrass you,
that's why we're singing this song. so happy fucking birthday.
you're not special. you're not special.
Talking 'Bout Yo' Momma
1, 2, 3, 4. talking 'bout your mom... talking
'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom...
she's a whore bitch, gutter slut. likes to shove me up her butt.
drives a pickle, wearing combat boots. while farting, she'll pick
me up and give me a ride and drop me in front of the show. oh no,
talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your mom... talking 'bout your
mom... talking 'bout your mom...
Party Enema
hangin' out in long beach. a lil' party in
the sun, but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore.
you got a new jive. all your friends are getting weird.
ahhh! it goes, "you ain't a shakin till the shit shot. shoot
it up. no one jammin' til the gin juice jigger jets. they say
it ain't a party til the party enema, the party enema. you get a
funnel tube, pour in a 40 oz. pull down your clothes, touch your
toes. get a hose, hold your nose. its a party hat. forget
the beer bong. forget the nitrous shots. it goes "you ain't
a shakin till the shit shot. shoot it up. no one jammin' til
the gin juice jigger jets. they say it ain't a party til the party
enema, the party enema. the party enema, the party enema. the
party enema, the party enema.
Can't Get The Stink Out
what i scream about, can't get the stink out.
catch it on my tongue, save it in my lung. fucking vegans smoking,
keep us all choking. big round of applause for california laws.
act like human beings instead of europeans. i was a singer/dancer,
now i got lung cancer (ahhhhhh). can't get the stink out. can't
get the stink out. can't get the stink out. can't get the stink
out.
Go To Work Wasted
i'm overhung, overslept. i'm ripe, desheveld,
perfectly unkempt. i like my drink mit toast and eggs. the
best bloody mary you've ever tasted. go to work wasted. go
to work bombed. ya gotta pull a shot before you start the job.
i wanna operate heavy machinery. i wanna watch online pornography.
you gotta go to work high if you're getting paid low. you gotta put
your nose to the grindstone, stoned. that elbow grease will get you
fucked. you don't wanna be a jerk or smuck. fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck Da Kids
fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck
yeah, yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah,
yeah. fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah.
fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids. fuck the kids! fuck
the kids! fuck the kids!
Whoa On The Whoas
we never like to sing whoa's. we love whoa's.
we're against whoa's. we hate whoa's. we prefer ahhhhh's and
na na na na-na na's. of course yeah, yeah, yeah's are alright.
between AFI and The Offspring i don't think we need anyone else to sing
anymore whoa's. we hate whoa's. we're against whoa's.
we hate whoa's. awwww.
Three Shits To The Wind
happy days are here again. i'm three shits
to the wind. its so nice to wet the bed and not care. turning
matter into mush. i'm three shits to the wind. what's another
million cells to my head? mornings broken, so is my nose. i'm
three shits to the wind. how did i get into my neighbor's bedroom?
why does my tongue taste like doc. i'm three shits to the wind.
i think i'll try something stronger next time.
Puke On Cops
look at me now. full on the run. i
can't stop myself from crashing. breaking grass, bumming a yard.
fixing stuff that was never broken. pulling out all the stops.
i'm gonna puck on the cops. i'm telling the kids, punk rocks.
i'm gonna puke on cops. gimme a side of airplane noise or a half
a glass of our resistance. add a dash of disobedient public nusant,
richtor riot. pulling out all the stops. i'm gonna puck on
the cops. i'm telling the kids, punk rocks. i'm gonna puke
on cops.
I Gotta Pee (Untraditional)
1, 2, 1, 2, 3. i gotta pee. i gotta
pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta
pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta
pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta
pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. my blatter works!
i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee.
i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee.
i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee.
i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta pee.
my blatter works! i gotta pee. i gotta pee. i gotta poop.
Totally Fucked (it's about a guy from
Germany who's really American, but his jokes are German. and 2000
Dirty Squatters, a cool band from England.)
we were drinkin' with ____. he drank a 5th
of rubber. he told me that he loved me. and then he ____.
____ heart ache. the chances of us winning are about 1 in 16.
he talked about the old days. ____ there are many. ____ mother
fuckers. and how it was totally fucked. we were drinkin' at
the froggin' with 2000 dirty squatters. we didn't want to fight them,
so instead they beat each other up. the squatters don't have money,
but at least they don't have showers. so when they're drinking they
don't piss. we didn't think much of it. the moral of this story...
don't use your better judgement. cause what good is an evening if
you can't even remember just how it was totally fucked?