Unmerry Melodies
 

1.  Old Lady
2.  Best Of Me
3.  Drunken Knight
4.  Cheers (Cheers Theme Song)
5.  Pro-Life Taker
6.  My So-Called Friend
7.  Stops
8.  Your In Sample
9.  Bad Timing
10.  Dylan's Song
11.  Carnivore
12.  The Girl In The Green Jacket
 

Old Lady
today an old man walked up to me and said, "i have trouble walking."  that's okay i've got a cane, so what?  today an old man walked up to me and said, "i have trouble seeing."  that's okay i can't complain.  yeah, i'm still alive.  yeah, i'm still alive.  yeah, i'm still alive.  i'm still alive.  today an old man walked up to me and said, "i have trouble walking."  that's okay i've got a cane, so what?  today an old man walked up to me and said, "i have trouble seeing."  that's okay i can't complain.  yeah, i'm still alive.  yeah, i'm still alive.  i'm still alive.  yeah, i'm still alive.  since you crashed my car, it just couldn't be the same.  today, on the wrong side of the road, an old lady, she crashed my car... she was about 80 years old.  that's right.  and she said, "son, i'm so sorry about your car, but i have really bad eyes."  and she said, "son, just be lucky that you're still alive."  you know what she said guys?  fuck you son.  she said, "son be lucky you're alive."  a big fuck you, you crashed my car!  four years of work in a junk yard.  be lucky that you're still alive.  fuck you, you crashed my car!  four years of work in a junk yard.  be lucky that you're still alive.  fuck you.  you shouldn't be allowed to drive!  fuck you.  you shouldn't be allowed to drive!  fuck you.  you shouldn't be allowed to drive!  fuck you.  you shouldn't be allowed to drive, drive, drive, drive, drive!  fuck you.  you shouldn't be allowed to drive!  fuck you.  you shouldn't be allowed to drive!

Best Of Me
go, now, or we'll kill you.  it's you who will be killed.  bigwig!  yes, you know me.  i can't see how things fall apart so easily.  still i can't find forgiveness in my heart to let it go.  i look inside myself and what do i see?  anger and hostility.  falling apart.  keep it together.  trying to, trying to make ends meet.  frustrations got the best of me.  frustrations got the best of me.  i can't see how things fall apart so easily.  still i can't find forgiveness in my heart to let it go.  i look inside myself and what do i see?  anger and hostility.  falling apart.  keep it together.  trying to, trying to make ends meet.  frustrations got the best of me.  frustrations got the best of me.  things seem so black and white just like it used to be.  searching for my confidence.  searching for complacency.  it's got the best, it's got the best of me.

Drunken Knight
hey look, it's a college boy.  anyone want to beat him up?  he spent another night with her, despite all the times he wouldn't before.  now he's drunk and looking to score.  but this ones got a brain, not some damn whore.  not like the ones he's used to.  this one's older than four.  they think the kid's alright.  the type of jock who goes to shows to fight.  he gets good grades in school.  his friends all think he's cool (ahh!).  he's broken all the rules.  another drunken knight.  no shows at which to fight and so he goes to a girls house he knows.  he forces her down.  rips off all of her clothes.  a subtle form of rape.  she doesn't even know one.  thinks the kid's alright.  the type of jock who goes to shows to fight.  he gets good grades in school.  his friends all think he's cool (ahh!).  he's broken all the rules.  another drunken knight.  no shows at which to fight and so he goes to a girls house he knows.  he pushes her down.  he yells, "take off all of your clothes!"  she said okay and made a fist and broke his fucking nose!

Cheers (Cheers Theme Song)
making a way in the world today takes everything you got.  oi!  oi!  oi!  taking a break from all your troubles sure would help a lot.  wouldn't it be nice to get away?  yeah!  sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.  and they're always glad you came.  you want to go where you can know, people are all the same.  you want to go where everybody knows your name.  you want to go where you can know, people are all the same.  you want to go where everybody knows your name.  making a way in the world today takes everything you got.  oi!  oi!  oi!  taking a break from all your troubles sure would help a lot.  wouldn't it be nice to get away?  yeah!  sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.  and they're always glad you came.  you want to go where you can know, people are all the same.  you want to go where everybody knows your name.  you want to go where you can know, troubles are all the same.  you want to go where everybody knows your name.

Pro-Life Taker
yeah!  who made you god?  who made you god?  you tell me now what gives a woman the right, the right to take an unborn's life.  but who the fuck are you to decide or to tell her what is right?  this shit rolls out of your mouth again.  i don't even see you try to understand or try to help her.  who made you god to decide what is right for her?  i don't see you trying to change.  trying to change.  who decides whats right for this young scared girls life?  it should be her decision.  maybe in this case there's no wrong or right, but it shouldn't be a fight.  so you bomb another clinic.  who made you god, god?  who made you god?  who made you god?  what gives you the right to take another's life at your own discretion.  it's time to make that change.

My So-Called Friend
you always seemed to be there for me, but somehow it seemed so superficial.  some others said you had some bad to say and it hurts me to think that you felt that way, felt that way.  so i guess in the end there's wool over my eyes.  you said that you cared.  you said that you did.  it turns out now that's a lie.  well i'm not surprised, just left with tears in my eyes, tears in my eyes.  my so-called friend.  and so i don't understand your thoughts and dreams.  well they're secondhand, but when will we end this game.  your temperamental being is playing with fate.  my so-called friend (my so-called friend).  my so-called friend.  my so-called friend.

Stops
now your well's run dry.  five years gone by, but you still sit and wonder why it seems so hard to occupy your time well spent.  a needle your best friend.  no control of life.  your troubles come to an end, but you start them up again.  execrable example of a human.  it's just a fucking lie.  white trash.  execrable example of a human.  it's just a fucking lie.  malevolent adoration.  narcissistic admiration.  try to trick yourself and say that you won't get high.  but when the sirens call you your temptation will enthrall you.  you say you'll only do it one more time, the last time.  execrable example of a human.  it's just a fucking lie.  white trash.  execrable example of a human.  it's just a fucking lie.  you fucking junkie.

Your In Sample
yeah, tears are dripping from my eyes when i think of what you've done.  spoke to me about nothing but lies and now you are gone.  tears are dripping from my eyes when i think of what you've done.  spoke to me about nothing but lies and now you are gone.  said it would be forever.  that you'd never go away.  you left my heart to whither, as it crumbles to this day.  my life is so sinister without you being here.  and i'll go crazy from that pain watching our love disappear.  holding out my hand, waiting for your grip.  i've been waiting far too long.  now i'm tired of your shit.  yeah, tears are dripping from my eyes when i think of what you've done.  spoke to me about nothing but lies and now you are gone.  said it would be forever.  that you'd never go away.  you left my heart to whither, as it crumbles to this day.

Bad Timing
i woke up late this morning.  the sunlight shining in my eyes and i almost forgot what it felt like to be free.  i wanted you to show me all the things i'd never seen.  and now i'm struggling to make ends meet.  how could you do this to me?  my eyes turn red with envy for something only you could've taken from me.  we were young and stupid.  i know there's only so much we could do, but there's nothing i'd have rather given you than myself.  but still why don't you tell me he wasn't the only one you slept with.  now i'm living life in hell.  how could you do this to me?  my eyes turn red with envy for something only you could've taken from me.  then i woke up from that dream and i saw you sleeping next to me.  god, you looked so fucking good.  i wanted to hold you say the things i used to say, but things don't seem the way they should.  as time goes by i realize a needless worry in my eyes.  i guess it's so hard cause i still love you.  how could you do this to me?  my eyes turn red with envy for something only you could've taken from me.

Dylan's Song
you were only 18 when you went to your university.  now i've found someone else.  someone just like me.  now i'm alone and by myself without anyone to blame, to blame.  i can't help falling in love.  i'm still in pain.  hey.  now maybe you won't have to put up with my shit.  it won't ever be the same, be the same it's always been.  i won't say i love you.  do you feel the same about me?  all alone, i'm still in pain.  yeah, and i won't say i love you, cause i don't really want to.  i won't be around you, no i won't.  and i won't say i love you, but i can't stay away from you.  do you feel the same about me?  all alone, i'm still in pain.

Carnivore
i eat turkey.  i eat meat.  i ate your mom.  i eat meat.  i ate your dad.  i eat meat.  i eat chopped meat.  i eat meat.  i eat raw flesh.  i eat meat.  i ate your dog.  i eat meat.  i eat a vegan every day.  taco bell, micky d's, b.k.  i eat a vegan once a day.  i eat raw meat.  i eat meat.  i eat skin with hair.  i eat meat.  i ate your mom.  i eat meat.  i eat chopped meat.  i eat meat.  i eat raw flesh.  i eat meat.  i ate your dog.  i eat meat.  meat.  what's my name?  meat.  what's my name?  meat.  what's my name?  meat.  what's my fucking name?  meat.  i eat raw meat.  i eat meat.  i eat skin with hair.  i eat meat.  i ate your mom.  i eat meat.  a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, m.e.a.t.  meat.

The Girl In The Green Jacket
i try to talk to you, but the words all come out wrong.  what would i say to you?  that's why i sing my song.  there's no connection, just feelings of regret that i didn't talk to...  1, 2, 3, 4.  i try to talk to you, but the words all come out wrong.  what would i say to you?  that's why i sing my song.  there's no connection, just feelings of regret that i didn't talk to... the girl in the green jacket.  i try to talk to you, but the words all come out wrong.  what would i say to you?  that's why i sing my song.  there's no connection, just feelings of regret that i didn't talk to... the girl in the green jacket.  i try not to stare at you, but i just couldn't help.  just one look at you, the cheese melted off my scalp.  well she was taken, much to my regret.  oh well, hell, fuck it all!  the girl in the green jacket, green jacket, green jacket.  the girl in the green jacket.  green jacket, green jacket.  the girl in the green jacket.  the girl... in the green... jacket.  the girl... in the green... the green jacket.  green jacket.  the girl in the green jacket.  green jacket, green jacket.  the girl in the green jacket.
 
 
 

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